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If he can manage to clap while hopping he's instantly a 100% improvement.

He also said when we played Brighton in the heat, that he took a drink of their keepers Lucozade until he was spotted, then he poured it out.

Aye, that’s the key difference.

Said on his podcast that Man United players even said it was a penalty for us. Also said he would have done the same as Ronaldo as he thought the free kick had been taken.

I can only imagine how long of the 15 minutes break he used to retell the story of Istanbul.

“I’ve been in the game long enough to know it’s a results driven business, and we haven’t been good enough. It’s not my decision, it’s out of my hands. I’ll continue until I’m told otherwise.”

Don’t understand why they have Watkins and Ings both trying to occupy the same spaces.

Thought both sides substitutions made the difference. Franks lost them their grip on possession and Howes helped us hold the ball higher up.

Everton seem to be getting a bit of joy from creating an overload in that space in front of Burn and Botman. Joelinton has been very poor at recycling regained possession from there and other than a set piece, that’s where the danger is coming from.

Shay did used to get fans complaining about his kicking the same as Pope so there is that.

Trippier takes up far more advanced positions which have benefitted Almiron hugely at times and that comes from having Burn at left back. When ASM is back in I think you can make the argument for Targett to come back in and work the overlap but it’s a tough argument to make when the back 4 is getting results. completely understand Targett being on the bench as much as I like him and he is better going forward. Defensively I think he has looked quite shakey this season to be completely honest.

Burn allows Trippier to push on so we can slip into a back 3 in possession.

Ronaldo coming off now it has become clear Man United don’t need a penalty specialist.

Ronaldo with Michael Owen vs a child vibes with that immature little move.

Bought for pennies Murphy absolutely humbling £100m man Anthony. Check that man’s bloodline cos I know real Brazilians when I see them.

I still cared when Pardew started up with his shit. I hate Bruce but I was watching out of blind loyalty than any kind of hope or expectation by that point.

Does anyone even call us United? Never hear anyone say “good result for United at the weekend”, or “can you believe it, Isak has signed for United!”

I thought Henderson kept saying “no he is” to Gabriel initially.

Liverpools PED abusers huff and puff as fresh lunged Arsenal run RIOT at the Emirates.

I like the Liverpool fan who gets on here, but generally wish them the worst after the classless display of Klopp and his coaching team. Hope Arsenal run rampage.

Aw hey, the same thing happened to Steve Hastie when he made a derogatory remark about lesbians. Wonder if it's the same hackers?

Some seem to think the translation of Puyols tweet is “time to tell your story”. Either way the responses Casillas got before deleting show why many don’t come out.

The finger wag from Toney.

I think it was 0-0. Brentford’s penalty accounts for 0.76 of their xG. Can be an interesting stat but all that really tells us when taken in isolation, is that we created chances but scored more goals from lower percentage opportunities. Bruno’s goals will have been low xG and the own goal wouldn’t have counted for much if anything towards it.

Lovely win against the ten men of Brentford after Toneys mysterious disappearance. Jake Grawlish in the mud.