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Tory party seem to have abandoned Mick Lowes. More on this situation as it develops.

Foster has spoken previously of potentially playing in the MLS and then spending time at Hashtag United.

I occasionally fall asleep with YouTube on a low volume and the cunt has woke me up multiple times now.

Referee looking at the monitor the same way I look at a Greggs counter.

Shearer was spot on about the disallowed goal. Pointed out that it's an inexperienced ref who gets the decision correct then bottles it when someone more experienced who should know better asks him to take a second look. Ultimately though, we were frustrating in attack. Regardless of the retarded VAR decision, their keeper played a good game and we were wasteful. Obvious to say, but even just one of ASM, Wilson or Bruno back and it would help us immensely. To have all 3 out, we haven't collapsed in what has been a tough little run of fixtures. One thing with this Eddie Howe team is, there is always a positive or two to take from every game.

“Cheers for achieving something last season that no other team ever have, but this draw to Palace? The thinnest of thin ice my friend.”

Everton 0-3 Liverpool Brentford 1-2 Leeds United Chelsea 2-0 West Ham Newcastle United 3-0 Crystal Palace Forest 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 4-1 Fulham Wolves 1-1 Southampton Aston Villa 0-5 Man City Brighton 2-0 Leicester Manchester United 2-4 Arsenal

I’m going to give it until half 10 and if there isn’t another vague Ando post then I’m away to bed.

Pope is debut Dubravka game after game.

Watching on a stream that’s a bit behind with this thread open on my phone. I’m shitting myself every time I see there’s 15+ new replies.

Only man out there with bigger balls than the swan is Eddie Howe.

Trent plays a pathetic ball, Almiron turns vin Dirk inside out before Henderson lays off Longstaff to play the pass of his life to the Swedish Swan. Lovely stuff.

Can I straight post a link to a stable USA river or is that a no no?

Isak is very graceful, swanlike on the ball.

Pope may well have caught asthma in the early stages of this match, certainly one to keep an eye on as the situation develops.

Lascelles goes fucking radge around asthmatics.

2-1 Newcastle. Come on you maggies, lets fucking go guys.

Shoes off if yi love Isak?

It's presumably virtually impossible to pull off, but always thought it would be awesome if they could keep a signing quiet until the moment the team news is announced. "Pope in goal... same back four... ah what the fuck man Longstaff?! ... wait... bah gawd it's James Maddison!!!!111oneone"

Followed by him blocking @ukhomeoffice

I'm going to hold my cards close to my chest, but I'll be prepared to say "we should be all over that" whenever a team agree a fee for a player.

I’d like to see him carry the ball further forwards at times, a few opportunities presented themselves yesterday where he could have had a few more touches before playing the forward ball. Very encouraged by his performances so far and the more game time and experience he gets, the better he gets.