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I was watching a video the other day where Harry Kane was talking about how important the touch is to set the shot up. Barnes does it really well for both of his goals, first touch sets him up for the shot that he wants to take.

Refused to play on the wing for Bobby then played on the wing for England the next week, didn’t he?

Vibes of the year 11s cajoling the year 8s into a match at dinnertime by allowing them a goal headstart. Half the Liverpool team are walking round smoking snouts.

Thought Hall got away with a horrendous back pass that Haaland didn't make a challenge for as he's carrying a niggle. Hall has looked alright but make no mistake, this game has been finished for well over an hour now.

Hear me out. DM. #6. Schar as an 8 next to him.

Top 4 finishes and hammering Tottenham at home aren't for everyone.

My fucking streamer.

Score a goal you utter bastards, I’ve got to be up at 5

Instead of any pre match build up, I’m left watching the One Show with Sonia from Eastenders and an erection i cannot understand.

Arsenal are absolutely on it here, you’re talking elite level play to pass through their press right now. We can’t cope with their passing and movement being so quick and fluid, honestly think most teams in world football would find themselves 2 down right now with how their playing.

Wasn't there a bit of talk after Pope's injury that Dubs was playing with a bit of a shoulder problem? What happened with that?

I guess we will see by how quickly it’s resolved and how much is paid. £20m for best in class in his role seems a bargain.

Other than getting the money, best case scenario is both clubs find somebody else and Ashworth has 2 years out of the game. Plenty others out there that can do the job just as well, if not better.

Pay up and no one has to sit in a garden. Ashworth is a big boy, he signed and committed to a contract, we're probably three days away from him being compared to a slave/prisoner or some shit.

Barnes coming on as Hall executes some kind of neck stretch in the background.

Cal, back to goal man, hold it up.

Never understand why Dubravka, as a right handed keeper, loves to twist to his left every time. Stand up the attacker and give yourself the option of right or left man.

Loved the technique for the first time shot come cross.

I understand his position will be in front of Lewis Hall in the canteen. Hall, at time of writing, only eats when big Dan Burn has left the table.

The Liverpool love in almost stopped us seeing a Liverpool goal(!). As I type that, another clip of Nunez celebrating for no real reason. Such passion and cares so much. We should all care so much.

The Norwich number 6 who rushed out to intercept the pass, leaving Nunez in acres of space is clearly on the take like.

Lewis Hall is many on N-Os Roman Empire.

Weirdo super fans taking to social media to investigate if Shearer has the loyalty points required.

Feel like we’re at that point in the save where we get that email telling us the fans are becoming impatient with our tactical inflexibility. Not sure what the answer is but the way the midfield 3 are set up just isn’t working at all, Longstaff and Miley are being dragged all over the shop again.