triggs

Or not

Even Dummett and Colback looking really good here

Nice

Some class movement when we go forward

Seemed to get lots of chances for a guy with atrocious movement

Nobody wanted us to keep him He scored 1-in-2 the season before last and kept us up. Utter shite though, aye... Ah, okay, so you must have only seen the highlights of our games from around that time, yeah? That makes sense. Scoring goals > Other Stuff

Did well in most of the big games though which is what I would largely be judging it on

Messi was just as bad in the semis which people seem to forget. I know. I'd give it to Griezmann

Ronaldo was shite in the Champions League Final too

Nah he was celebrating and then just looked around to see if it was offside

Has absolutely nee control of his limbs

Best keeper in the world™ was absolutely shite for the first goal yesterday

Why? Aye Mitro is much better in teams that dominate possession than he is in route 1 teams due to his lack of pace

Yup. Terrible fit. Should have gone for Ancelotti when he was still available. we were just talking about this, every time i've seen mourinho he looks like he's just going through the motions and rocked up for another massive payday that s*** with the female doctor also appears to have had an impact on him i reckon I agree. His last few months at Chelsea seem to have f***ed him big style. Doesn't seem the same bloke. The whole Real debacle exposed him. So badly that he immediately went to Chelsea and did well there People overreact, imo. Man U still lack talent and experience around the pitch. Throwing in Pogba and aging Ibra does not change this. The problem for them is that top four is now difficult, but next season is the one to challenge if those at the club are reasonable. Saying that, where is Mkhitaryan? Class! That £300m of players they bought before Pogba doesn't count then? We're in Pardew territory here lads, he gets a pass because he's not been able to buy the exact team he wants? Nah. I'm not one to stick up for Mourinho but not really his fault they spent so much on players like Fellaini and Depay before he got there. Don't know why the fuck he treated Schweinsteiger so badly though, even if you just kept him for the big games he'd be an improvement based on his Germany displays in the summer

Link?

So greedy

He's clearly not as bad as some are making out given we've won 11 games on the trot when he's played. Thought he did well the last time I saw us play too

Yes it is humiliation and that's why it's so good

Steady on with the last part. I don't think they would start in the PL for any team that won't be in the relegation tussle. Not sure what your point is, only 3 clubs go down and both players would get in more than 3 of those teams in the PL league. Therefore they are good enough to be in the league as they could play for teams who aren't going to go down. Which ones? Looking at the team sheets this weekend, you could argue they'd feature in any of the below teams: mackems, Hull, Swansea, Bournemouth, Stoke, WBA, Watford, Palace, Middlesbrough, Burnley. Perez mainly, but I'd expect Mitro to get in about 4-5 of them too. Aye could see Pulis absolutely loving Perez like

Steady on with the last part. I don't think they would start in the PL for any team that won't be in the relegation tussle. Not sure what your point is, only 3 clubs go down and both players would get in more than 3 of those teams in the PL league. Therefore they are good enough to be in the league as they could play for teams who aren't going to go down. Which ones? Looking at the team sheets this weekend, you could argue they'd feature in any of the below teams: mackems, Hull, Swansea, Bournemouth, Stoke, WBA, Watford, Palace, Middlesbrough, Burnley. Perez mainly, but I'd expect Mitro to get in about 4-5 of them too. Aye could see Pulis absolutely loving Perez like

David Luiz is really suited to a back three

Only way you can have a decent game with Mourinho away to a big team

Ayoze is a young lad from the Canary Islands who's still learning English, so on this occasion I'm willing to give him a break. Anichebe is a scouser, so what's his excu.....oh, right. Seems to work for Ayoze tbf. Played shit for about a year and got fuck all stick

Aye, been wank today. Him and Sterling has barely done a good thing between them. Sterling's final ball has been a bit shit but he's still been their most dangerous player IMO