triggs

What kind of a mug thinks a pre-season game between Newcastle and Huddersfield would be on sky sports 1

Premiership Winners: Arsenal Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Sunderland, Burnley, Leicester Overachievers: Stoke Underperformers: Swansea Top Goal Scorer: Rooney Break Out Year: Jovetic (I know he's not a youngster and has already established himself but in a Premier League sense) Season to Forget: Gerrard PFA Player of the Year: Mesut Ozil PFA Young Player of the Year: Sterling Manager of the Year: Wenger First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Sam Allardyce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 8th Top Goalscorer?: Cabella How will we do in the cup competitions?: QF FA Cup, out in the first round of League Cup How will we do in the derby games?: Draw one, win one. FA Cup: Manchester City League Cup: Liverpool Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Benfica World Player of the Year: No real standouts, Ronaldo maybe Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 3 How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 10 all competitions

I think he'd do well there, got some very important goals last season for Chelsea

Good to see them loaned back. Better there than in the "development" squad

There was a stage last season where Sammy was our best player for a few weeks

That's not what I was saying at all. Its just a very strange system to run a tournament

Its a bit strange alright. Why were they using a points system if every team didn't play each other

Could be useful on the counter against Man City

Hate when a team keeps possession but can't create anything and people think they have played well

Anah, what a world to live in. At a stage now where he looks the most competent CB in the squad... We've been at that stage for about a year now

Are we just playing without a left back now?

Thought Adam Campbell was dead

Brilliant Cabella

Solid isn't good enough for a full back anymore. You need to get forward to create overlaps and put in crosses. I have only seen the last 20 minutes so not sure if he played well in the first half

Great ball by Mbiwa

Nobody is going to buy him so he'll be staying anyway

"Fee believed to be between 8 and 12 million pounds" Quite a wide range of money there

He is a similar player to how Sterling was when he first broke onto the Liverpool side to be fair

The commentator is barely talking

As bad as it sounds, Willo is absolutely vital to our defence

What's the craic with Janmaat?

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time Will you chill out, Triggs? We all know the side that started yesterday would finish 20th in the PL. I know a lot of the players on our team were terrible but I really enjoyed watching Malaga play in the first half yesterday and I think they are a good side They are, but you're overstating the significance of the game a bit. We know far too many of those players aren't up to it. Fair enough, I probably am overstating it a bit

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time Will you chill out, Triggs? We all know the side that started yesterday would finish 20th in the PL. I know a lot of the players on our team were terrible but I really enjoyed watching Malaga play in the first half yesterday and I think they are a good side

I knew Malaga were good. That doesn't excuse our shit performance though, Malaga could have been beating us 10 nil at half time

He's easily worth 10m IMO if you look at others worth even more than that