Premiership
Winners: Man City
Runners Up: Liverpool
3rd-6th: Man Utd, Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal
Relegation: Cardiff, Brighton, Huddersfield
Overachievers: Fulham
Underperformers: Southampton / Arsenal
Top Goal Scorer: Aguero
Break Out Year: Phil Foden
Season to Forget: Aubameyang
PFA Player of the Year: fuck knas
PFA Young Player of the Year: fuck knas
Manager of the Year: Guardiola
First manager to quit/be sacked: Warnock
Championship
Winners: Middlesbrough
Runners Up: Stoke
3rd-6th: Derby, Villa, West Brom, Leeds
Relegation: Sheffield Wednesday, Reading, Birmingham
Newcastle United
Where will we finish?: 12th
Top Goalscorer?: Rondon
How will we do in the cup competitions?: Shite
Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: As in.. in the last game? Yes
Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Ritchie
Domestic
League One Promotion: Mackems
FA Cup: Man Utd
League Cup: Man City
Europe
La Liga winner: Barcelona
Serie A winner: Juventus
Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich
Champions League winner: Real Madrid
Europa League winner: Chelsea
World Player of the Year: Bale
Other:
Will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2018/19 season?: No
Will Jose Mourinho still be in charge of Manchester United come the end of the season?: Yeah
Where will Sunderland finish?: 2nd