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Matic man, In terms of central midfielders in this league no one comes to close imo. Probably my favourite player in the league

Thoughts on Oscar?

Chelsea VS West Ham in 10 minutes.

Both you and Alan can say "I told you so" if this comes to fruition mate.

Looking at this cunt face over the festive period is so grim.

Yup, thought it was a Spanish thing tbh VI?

It's not Saturday mate. I see... Thought it was more to do with full fixture program in all the leagues as opposed to the actual day itself... I'm pretty sure it only applies to Saturday between 3 and 515? Could be wrong of course.

It's not Saturday mate.

Never had you down as someone who would read the Star RK

He'd be nuts to sell us and buy Rangers tbh. They can only be as profitable as us if they are allowed in the premier league even then it's up for debate.

Which is perfect considering Siem De Jong will be our new deep lying playmaker when he's fit

So he wants another striker on top of De Jong, Perez, Cisse, Riviere, Armstrong and Ferrerya? I thought he had a fetish for left backs. [/quot So he wants another striker on top of De Jong, Perez, Cisse, Riviere, Armstrong and Ferrerya? I thought he had a fetish for left backs. or maybe he wants to pick one himself instead of Carr picking them... Darren bent it is.

You mean this one? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steven-taylor-asks-newcastle-united-8327537 Chronicle well and truly back under the sheets with Alan and Mike. Prophet midds strikes again.

Aye not that it matters but he will stop being that "nice guy" I perceive him to be if that materialises.

Probably won't need to bother given that, I assume, no-one buys papers over Christmas. And the lack of any negative reaction after being embarrassed by our neighbours. That PR Cunt (who's name escapes me) must be laughing his tits off.

Ben afri Almost chocked on my orange juice

Stoke's very own Gouffran. Every side needs one man.

Letting a player like Bardsley on the same pitch as Hazard

Does the agreement need all clubs to agree for it to pass? If so why would Barcá and Real agree to this?

Neville really comes across as a know-it-all and then you remember he's apart of the England management team.

Comparing a Simeone team to a famously flaky Arsenal and a fantastically overrated Liverpool

We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers. Not really. It was his job to make things happen and he didn't. Mainly because his crossing, passing and general striking of a ball resembled that of Amdy Faye in Timberland boots. Like Gouffran, he ended up at Newcastle United because he cost peanuts and stayed in the side because he grafted and was respectful of management while never performing as an attacking player should. Spot on. He's a lovely bloke and I wish him all the best but apart from running the clock down what is he actually good at?

Moussa won't be going back to France anytime soon imo. I could see the Scousers trying to buy him.

I see similarities between Gouffran and Riviere .