Noodles

Whilst I agree with the majority of that, there's no way they can even feel our transfer policy is an overall success. Carroll and Cabaye can't be held up when there's so many Gouffrans/Williamsons/Rivieres/Yang Mbiwas

I "considered" having a Chinese for tea last night. Went for a pizza instead.

He's got to be better than Rivière.

Me neither. Liverpool/Tottenham/Southampton will s*** themselves and stick in a f***ing daft bid that we won't even entertain matching. He'll join them and probably end up doing reasonably well. He'll probably think back on the time where he almost joined that chaotic club up north and laugh his cock off. Aaaah ffs.

Anyone else call him Das Boot? Probably just me

Where were going. . . . .

I'm starting to get unsure of this one. Don't think it'll happen. Anyone half decent we go in for will want a better standard of football, a team which some semblance of stability and competitive wages. None of which we can honestly say we'll provide.

Fair enough.

Just a thought - isn't talking to a players representatives without first getting permission from the selling club in the form of an accepted bid errrrm. . . . .tapping up?

Made enquiries as to the availability of Thauvin apparently.

He any good?

Me too. I'm just really suprised that Austin hasn't a line of higher profile clubs queuing up for him.

I'm really quite suprised that Ings is the more lauded of the two tbh.

I see he's a keen follower of the Ben Arfa diet

Being linked with Quincy Promes from Spartak Moscow. Dutch winger. Never f***ing heard of him. NB after doing a bit of wikipedia-ring it seems he's one of McClaren's old Twente players.

This.

Chelsea rumoured to have joined the race. Ffs.

:lol: Equally a front three of Perez, Austin, Juanmi is just as spunk inducing.

Austin Berahino Ince De Jong Aarons

Hmmm it's a decent point but Simon Bird has built a pretty decent reputation for himself (the AMG stunt etc). Do you think he's that willing to sacrifice his professional integrity to such a point at being a mere mouthpiece for the club? I highly doubt it. There's cynicism and then there's just paranoia.

Shot at him I'll get me coat. . . . . Nobody will get that. Feel quite antique that I did. Good ol' Michael Ryan

Shot at him I'll get me coat. . . . .

Apparently they did briefly

Sort of like a Ferrari Phil Neville?