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Could spell it Ljaer - similar to the Danish lad Kjaer.

That's a belting plan. If a few of us start tweeting Ryder about it he'll be sure to catch on and respond What's this lads name then?

Pini Zahavi's all over it before them two

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:lol: Yet again, she's got that from various press reports last week Press reports began exactly 2 hours after Amy broke the story. What are you on about? Theres been stories about this since the last day of the season man Not detailing the exact date and week And they were rumours, she confirmed it, because she knows She also broke the Cech story Mate I'd like to speak to you about a unique investment opportunity, I just need your bank account number and sort code............

Mainly a central playmaker/attacking midfielder, can play on the right as well. Scored 14 goals last season. Blatant Sissoko replacement then. Can't wait til we see Toney in action like! (Doesn't Carr have links with Northampton, making this signing all the more likely?) Used to manage em.

:lol: I do like Kaka but one gets the the feeling that he'd quite happily part with his credit card and PIN number should someone behind the picture of a Russian model ask for it

Tbh I highly doubt it's her that's controlling that account. She's the face and she'll be getting a few shackles for a video every now and again but it's nowt more than a v elaborate itk. Anyone that's taken in by it needs to give their head a wobble.

With respect I'd disagree. They're two different players. If argue that Cabaye was a hell of lot more capable of providing a killer ball or a goal than Carrick. Carrick is consistent in breaking up play and putting the ball to a more creative player but Cabaye is definitely more of an attacking force. I'd argue with anyone who thinks Carrick "controlled" a game. He may have disrupted another teams attack but he's never pulled the strings like Cabaye.

#likeanewsigning

That's f***ed it. We won't bid anywhere near that. Not that it comes as much of a suprise. A couple of cheap 3rd rate signings of rivière standard towards the back end of the window and that'll be our lot.

Don't post copyright clips please, ta Proper left handed jab to the love spuds

Get in There isn't nearly enough bollock punching in professional sport. Good lad To me, it looks like a wasted opportunity to have punched one of the most punchable faces in world football. http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/14/2010/324x324/97690.jpg The sort of face that you'll find in the "vip section" of a low rent nightclub loudly telling people what it was like on being the 2nd one voted off in big brother 5 years ago.

What is it classed as then? Instructional? Modern art? In my book, two tarts rolling around on a bed together pretending to lez it with their chebs out is soft porn. I can't even believe I'm arguing the point tbh I can't believe you thought I was serious or even cared for that matter. Forgive me, the lack of any intonation when reading a forum post makes it a little tricky to gauge tongue in cheek humour at times.

Nubar!

Exactly. I've got no interest in anything he has to say, as a club they've talked far too much and delivered far too little. Stop bullshiting and procrastinating and sign some players, move the club forward, that's all we want. This. Actions and words and all that.

"Liked" is very strong. "Totally underwhelmed" is a better description

What is it classed as then? Instructional? Modern art? In my book, two tarts rolling around on a bed together pretending to lez it with their chebs out is soft porn. I can't even believe I'm arguing the point tbh

You do know the difference between modelling and soft (half arsed) porn don't you?

Fuckin hell be careful lad, the feminists on here will skin you alive for daring to call an attention seeking, bag of fibs a tart! cool you mind. She's getting a lot of attention for absolutely f*** all, which as a model is a good thing. I fail to see how this makes her a slag like. And pretending to lez it up on camera, chebs out etc. If you have a daughter would you want her doing that? I'm guessing the answer is no. And why is the answer no? Because she would look like a slag. *drops the mike*

Fuckin hell be careful lad, the feminists on here will skin you alive for daring to call an attention seeking, bag of fibs a tart!

We had reservations over Mitrovic's attitude so we consider Balotelli? Next rumour please!

Good god

Apparently we are monitoring the situation. . . . . Someone pass me the whisky