Noodles

Comes across as a schmoozer and a lick arse. If sky told him to execute his entire family for a prime time slot on deadline day you can bet your arse he'd be reaching for the nearest automatic weapon. Too far? Probably too far.

You can tell he kisses a picture of keys and grey before he leaves to go to work everyday.

Fuck knows what your all on about. I'm still half cut from last night - leave me alone

Confused by what? Clearly a difference of opinion over Greaves. Nothing confusing what so ever Ian.

few mates were at Alberts talk in on Friday, said an SSN presenter (f*** knows who) just told him there's no chance 'as his wife wont move up here'. If true, that's a sad state of affairs Also said we're offering decent wedge for 'players' but the don't want to sign. Not sure I believe this It will have been Peter #wait Greaves. Can't stand that cunt. He wouldn't be itk anyway - all he does is smile his shit poke grin and read from a que card. Not a journalist in the slightest.

Makes you wonder if they realise that we actually do need some new fucking players! Putting on a charade for the fans is all well and good but they can't honestly think that the current squad is good enough!

ross mccormack? Oh aye forgot about him.

Who was the last championship player to go for tens of millions? Adam Johnson? Genuinely can't remember

Stuck another £20 on Ajman Bridge. Just fancy it. Not had a tip or anything.

Maybe off now as the replacement Wolfsburg had lined up (mandzukic) has done to Juve.

Copied this. So cheers No worries

Got War Envoy at 14's this morning. Stuck a £20 on it.

Tell us more........

Yourself or someone else really needs to hammer: 'Why has there been a rise of £25m in operating costs?' 'What makes up this £25m rise?' etc.etc. This!

Can't stand that fuckin odious walking haircut with his smug shit poke grin.

I've been blocked for a while.

Fucking Yogi Bear will have been in and punched the cunt by the time it comes to spend a bit!

Tbh he's not guaranteed it at Liverpool with Coutihno, Leiva, Allen and Henderson.

I've enough terrible relationship experiences to know that "you should never go back" is fucking gospel.

Knowing our luck he's already signed a deal with Swansea...............

Perhaps, in the long term, it would have benefitted us a great deal to have been relegated. At least them you can start a proper rebuild........

Congratulations Mike, you've broken NUFC's reputation to the point where, even if there's money to spend, no cunt wants to join this circus. Can't get them anywhere near the line never mind over it!

So from spending £35m on two strikers it's gone to spending just under £12m

"We tried to get the players in but the staff recruitment took longer than expected............" Can already see it. They must think we're fucking stupid......there again we must be to believe a word of what they say.

Don't worry lads - it only took us 7 months to narrow down the manager search.....................