Noodles

Impressive if it's a fake. The Nile Ranger fan page I set up years ago when we still liked him has like 3000 followers and no other activity than Nile's mates sending messages asking for drinks or where he is at the moment, as well as someone who seems quite convinced Nile's the father of her child and asking him to call her. Get rubbed Get a screen shot up - haven't got arse book!

:lol: Don't think people are currency anymore mate

Stopped clock is right twice a day and all that.

And I was laughed at for calling her an attention seeking slag

Tbh it could be true and that's the reason we've upped the ante with Austin. Maybe. Probably not.

Colin has tweeted it. Ain't a fucking chance it's happening now

Believe it when I see it.

How the fuck are Porto not sat on a massive pile of fucking pirate doubloons after all the buying cheap selling large that they do?

Some Belgian paper is saying the mitrovic family ain't having none of our deadlines and our trying to squeeze more money out of us. Good luck with that

Perhaps planning for Anita/Tiote/Sissoko fucking off?

Question for you, at club level, is this the most talented group of players he has ever worked with? If we add another striker and another defender I think it comes pretty damn close. . . .

Class move from PSV putting that video up of him for us.

I've a feeling that his agent is using us to draw out the bigger clubs.

According to the mirror he's waiting on Porto.

Hmmm can see this going tits up. Back to Bas Dost if that's the case?

Because his fitness will decrease that rapidly if he's just left to train solo in Eindhoven

This ones falling through.

I tend to take all things from Italian journos with a pinch of salt. Tell more lies by 9am than most estate agents do all day.

I want some of what you're on bud

Also just agreed a fee for that Darmian from Torino. I've resigned myself to the fact that we've all been spectacularly lied to. Again. All that talk of horses being bolted onto carts - why even bother with a horse when Ashley has a million fucking donkeys as fans to turn choose from.

"The new coaches represented a significant portion of the transfer budget and we have every faith that they will galvanise a group of players we have every bit of faith in. . . ." Can already fuckin see it now man. I'll be absolutely intrigued as to why they are still letting players leave an already threadbare fucking squad though - at the rate their rumoured to be leaving we'll be doing a fucking Blackpool.

Was suprisingly upbeat from the few snippets on Twitter. When are the minutes out?

Many clubs are monitoring Take a bow sir.

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How about Firkin Laer :lol: V funny if a little obvious.