Noodles

I remember going absolutely fucking turbo when Martins scored that thunder bastard against Tottenham.

You sure? I remember him saying when he joined Marseille that he didn't want a move to us.............

Over the course of this three season long chase, it's definitely been more than once put it that way

Once It's been more than that. I count at least 3.

Thing is, how many times has Thauvin turned us down? I'm extremely reserved about a player who's expressed such reticence at joining us. I also don't think we should be throwing Cabella in with the deal (loan or permanent). He's not even had a run of 5 consecutive games, he needs time and games to adapt because I think there's a player there.

This from the guy that gets wound up all of the time. Like the journalistic John Carver this fella. Without the journalism skills. Seriously, is there any c*** at the Chronicle that edits his articles before they go out? They're littered with spelling errors every single day. It's a wonder he gets his name right. Daily Ryder is quality on Twitter They absolutely crucify him

can just imagine how good the defence would be with such a system too True. Keegan-esque. Score 4, leak 3 on a good day.

Cabella and Thauvin firing on all cylinders with Gini and last weeks version of Sissoko could be

We'll never see this guy have an extended run. Ajax must be absolutely pissing their pants laughing at us.

The problem is you see is that Swansea do this thing called "signing", we only like to "monitor".

We obviously scored sooooo many goals last year that Schteve has confidence to get goals without any strikers. Logical.

If anything it might convince the board to step up the recruitment.

Don't think we'll bid. If Mitrovic performs today then we definitely won't.

Whats Ryder banging on about now? We've been invited to make a formal offer by QPR or some such guff. Nice of em to extend an invite, didn't know that was the proper etiquette

Expecting a loss - Swansea have strengthened well in the window. It won't be the absolute trouncing it would have been last year mind you.

Baileys gone absolutely shite since he left Sky for Goal.

Aye we don't need a striker at all IMO. Is Austin even better than Cisse? I dont think so tbh. Winger and a couple of new defenders are the main priority.

2.20 at Haydock tmrw - Rembrandt Van Rijn is a top shout. Gunna go a tenner each way and £20 to win.

Has he done much since going to Russia? Does anyone do much after going to Russia?

If we're quibbling over £15m for Austin, there's no fucking way we'd pay the £20m+ that WBA want.

He'll know his appearance there will get chins wagging. They could do with another striker and he fits the bill. Could be a perfect fit. Wouldn't mind betting that they're favourites now.

Crystal Palace agreed a fee for Whickham Top trolling Pards They ain't happy. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/wickham-to-palace.1111118/

20 years of age my fuckin arse

Doubt we'll be playing Bigi, Lascelles, Satka and Ferguson against Soton. Settle yaself down man.

How many times do we have to go in for him and him to tell us he ain't interested?! It's getting embarrassing.