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Don't get me wrong, they have quality all over the pitch, but they're not playing well at the moment. Could be wrong but I thought their results have picked up a bit since Tuchel's first game. They haven’t lost since he was appointed. 5 wins in last 6, league and cup.

17th, 10 points above 18th. The perfect Mike Ashley manager.

Takes a special kind of cunt to laugh madly with joy and repeatedly celebrate when managing to beat a 13-year old keeper.

I like Woy, but it’s time to pack it in.

Jesus, what a sad little man.

Great read. I love Keegan, such a humble man. And I can easily relate to his restlessness and his way of always looking ahead rather than back. Absolute legend.

Yep ?

Reporter -"So Steve, bad news about Calum Wil...." Bruce - "I've been getting death threats!!!!"

Foden and Grealish in midfield, England future looking bright

A Carr signing I presume?

Leg injury. Looked bad.

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We deserved to win, actually.

20-80 second half possession

Schär fucked

Here forever

I like those headings. Glorious. Theory.

”This was for Mike”

Penny to drop...we all hate him.

Short memories here I see. Bruce is really, really bad but Pardew was an even bigger cunt, no doubt. Doesn’t really matter, hate them both with a passion.

He hasn’t had 500 games in England.

16th. Burnley lost. But yes, we’re not out of the woods.