Collage

Is Almiron unfit like? Why would you ever start with Carroll and leave him out? Good old 4-4-2, big lad & small lad up front

Bruce. If Darlow keeps a clean sheet or 2 by some miracle expect Dubravka to be dropped for good sold.

Poor man's James Pearch.

Finger on the pulse, still

Yep

Looking forward to seeing Lewis, have a feeling I'll like him. And Wilson of course. Fucking hate Steve Bruce though.

4-3 v Liverpool eh. The new entertainers.

Impressive. Great football.

Harrison’s goal was stunning. Pure class.

Bielsa

As said, Ashley’s wet dream; the Geordie Pardew

I agree, but I’m sure he’ll be entertaining to watch this season

Should be 2-0 Zaha

Another free kick for River Plate

Semi-interesting this with the new lads

Eze! Interesting

Willian-Lacazette-Aubameyang is a tasty front 3

Is that really Ashley then...

I have to say, overall, kits look terrible these days. Trying too hard. Keep it simple. I like that yellow Brighton one.

Good that we got a statement...I have absolutely no idea what it means or where this is going.

So he won’t wear #9 then? Too bad. Thought it was reported the other day?

I’d probably be back in if SB was to be sacked and replaced with a good manager.

This is who I’d want.

No pressure