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Yep.

Yeah right, we’re signing 2 left backs for actual money

I always think of this Edit: Not with the bat signal

When he was in his 30s, aye. I was going to say, he looks a bit like Shearer’s son

A bit Shearer-esque in appearance.

Hard to admit but yeah, it’s a good signing. I think he’ll do well for us.

Loaning out our #9 Or giving #9 to Wilson and then loan Big Joe out...has to be one of our worst #9s ever

Ah, he’s free, sorry

34m is just Wilson and Lewis. Fraser?

Fraser, Lewis and Holding?

Interesting, I guess.

Can’t stand the shite on Twitter: ”Excellent signings!!!” No, they’re not excellent, they’re bare minimum, and in the greater context they’re nothing.

Mike Ashley’s Newcastle United - The worlds’ smallest large screen TV

Think he’d be a good signing, just not the striker we really need.

Of course MA doesn’t like managers with ambition who strive to transform this sorry excuse for a club into something else, thus forcing MA to step up and change his ways. He wants a Bruce or a Pardew who accepts status quo. It’s not rocket science.

Ok, I’ll play along...a statement from whom?

Not that I know of, unfortunately

What about it? Kick off now

Seaton Delaval v Blue Star

We’re a joke

And don’t forget that we love locals and hate Cockneys no matter what

This season will be fun

Batshuayi would be very good, i.e no chance in hell

Can’t be arsed with most of it Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Spurs Relegation: Newcastle, Villa, WBA Overachievers: Leeds Underperformers: Newcastle Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 18th Top Goalscorer?: Will Bruce still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Shelvey FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Spurs Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Real or PSG Other Will the season be postponed due to COVID in the next season? No