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The Tower of Rondon double

Sir Alex Ferguson signed Gabriel Obertan. And Jordi Cruyff. And David Bellion. Etc, etc, etc.

Go on then.

Get in!

Missed it. What was it? Showed his undershirt which said "Mike Ashley is actually a nice guy".

We scored a goal.

Is it the first time this has happened? Amazing if so.

We're really struggling in the post-Cathro era.

I’d be delighted if he resigned here and now. He doesn’t deserve this.

It’s Mike Ashley, who the fuck knows?

So we're gonna lose again eh...I've stopped caring I'm afraid.

He does a great Michael Owen. EDIT: And Steven Gerrard. And Roy Hodgson.

That's pretty good. Not LOL funny but the impression is very good.

Fellaini on

Ayoze

Manquillo loves a holiday.

Dat marking

Walks like an orangutan.

Surely that must be the end of Mourinho at Man U?

That's the knee-jerk standpoint regarding all takeover rumours. But I'm not 100% sure this is bollocks. Yet.

Kenyon eh? Could he be good for us? Edit: Umbro shirts ftw

I fully agree but you could argue that those characteristics are also ”talent”.

It’s in his head. His decision making isn’t (or wasn’t, haven’t seen him for 3 years) top notch, making him less effecient than he should be. Technically he’s as good as anyone I’ve seen, but talent is more than technique and a good head on your shoulders is essential.