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Which, as we need backup to Dummett despite an outright upgrade being preferable, is fine. IMO. Wouldn't say "fine", as I don't rate Dummett as a left back and want us to sign a replacement rather than a backup. Dummett should be backup.

I really want for us to sign a proper LB, not sure this kid is the answer though. I'm sure he's a good player and an exciting talent, but will a 19 year-old from Ligue 1 come in and really make the position his? Not likely, will probably need a few seasons.

Yeah, that wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.

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When in Rome...

This. We’re punching police horses but not this cunt?

Wouldn’t say he’s utter shit, but won’t get many goals.

I like Kiese Thelin but he’s not a great goal scorer by any means.

4-0

Why would you mention Abraham before Bats? Bats here would be ridiculous. Of the strikers we’ve been linked with, I would like us to sign those two. Of course I understand that Batshuyai is unrealistic. And probably Abraham as well.

Tammy Abraham is who I want. Him or Batshuayi.

Let’s just say I know who I’d want of Dummett and Baines.

Roma have signed Robin Olsen, now they just have to assemble him.

Nah. He thinks a player will sign for Newcastle so can't be a real person.

Newcastle Loanited

Fair to say he deserves critisism for that but racist insults is another matter.

Federico Fernández on loan

£20m apparently. Yikes.

Danny Ings?

Hopefully Rafa will win us a cup, explain to the media what a cunt Ashley is, and then fuck off. Would be fucking sweet and Rafa would be an NUFC legend forever.

Rafa is still here because Staveley is still in talks to buy the club. With all due respect, give us something real and specific or shut the fuck up.

Good news. I was impressed with Kenedy last season, not only because of his skills but because of his attitude/work rate. A team player.

I wasn't very optimistic before the game, but I hoped and thought that we would give you a run for your money. That wasn't to be, our performance was poor and you hardly needed to break sweat. Congratulations, you were the better team. You'll probably reach the final.

Was that Cambiasso in the Colombian coaching staff?