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Great start

That's a strange approach, I must say.

Hopefully they'll chop Ashley's head off at Eldon Square.

Really?

Ayoze's development curve doesn't look good. It's a mystery really.

Nothing we didn't know before - we're desperately lacking in the final third. Pretty solid defensively, Shelvey is important with his passing range, Atsu looked lively.

Swansea or Stoke perhaps

We deserve it, after years of absolute shite.

I don't see it tbh. His Anfield bond, he loves it here and is really building something, takeover underway, Everton are struggling...

No way he'll leave a Europa League giant for a relegation battle.

Cabaye, the little twat. Should've been sent off.

Making sure he has a pulse

Terrible mistake by the refs, the ball clearly over the touch line but 1-0 Barca

+1

While we obviously need a new #10 I actually don't mind Diamé at all.

Roma and Olympique Marseille have had female owners.

Looking at 3 clubs but reports only about us?

Yes it is.

Special times when Stifler is the voice of reason. Yes, she's a woman. Now move on.

This. Work is truly fucked until we know.

Giggs also interested, apparently.

Net worth: 8.9 billion USD (2017) Forbes not too bad He owns the Brooklyn Nets.

All I want for Christmas is a N-O GIF wankaton.

Reuters. That's a credible source, right? Say it is.