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Let me dust off the fine old saying "Jesus wept".

McClaren did point out Mbembas "eye for goal". Signed from Anderlecht...he's obviously the new Philippe Albert.

He's dead. http://38.media.tumblr.com/72fd1849cfc7dd7487723e736fb70b96/tumblr_mnn170hoTr1qdjm7bo1_400.gif

Newcastle fans are dreamers. It's in our nature.

Alan Shearer ‏@alanshearer Wow 19 years ago! It's fair to say it was everything I had hoped for and a lot more. Thanks for 10 great years #nufc

"Disapproval" http://blog.vh1.com/files/2007/07/kells_disapproving.gif Is "disapprovement" not a word then?

Today, 11:19. 11:14, he's done it twice now.

Late to the disapprovement party I see.

http://blog.vh1.com/files/2007/07/kells_disapproving.gif

Yep. I'd say Saylor is just about good enough for the Premier League. MW isn't.

Will be a completely different team against Gladbach, most probably. I've no problem with the team selection, given we've had such a positive pre-season until this point. Have we ever had a "positive" pre-season? And who the fuck cares?

Will be a completely different team against Gladbach, most probably.

Smells of piss in here like.

Flinder's keeper

No it's not. It's a slightly worse version of our 14-15 shirt.

He's probably told them that he is. Megalomaniac in a tiny bowl.

Efnic minorities

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Mackem cunt.

Colo isn't under 6'. Not really the issue though, obviously.

Sending Santon away really made sense like

This. Loved what I saw from this lad last season, have high hopes for him.

Goosebumps.

Östersund fan eh? Yep J-Södra Pff!! Giffarna Sundsvall! Like the Giffers, classic club.