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I bet that's what Carver is saying to the team. "Never mind your own performances lads, if Sunderland lose the rest we're safe!" *There, that should motivate them*

Honestly, there's not a player I hate in the game more than this odious c***. Such a team player.

Drogba!

I'm afraid it will.

Goes without saying, Leicester are unstoppable at the moment and we are absolutely terrible.

Norway stands still.

It does matter though. Yes we won't properly have our club back until Ashley f***s off and as long as he's here he'll hold the club back from fulfilling its potential. But I'm dying to be able to properly celebrate a goal again, to want Newcastle to win. With a proper manager I think I could do that.

In June, yes.

Well, that's me convinced.

It will probably look like they play with an extra man, aye.

More likely he'd go to West Ham.

A week ago I was at a 1 or 2, now I'm at a 5.

I actually hope we get something from this. Can't see it though.

And aye, we're in the shit now like.

No way, that will cost money.

See it as a win-win.

Sunderland have Southampton at the weekend and Aston Villa have Everton it's not beyond the realms of possibility they both win them. We could be right in the s*** come this time next week. Burnley, qpr and newcastle to go down is 80/1. Am I missing something here? Newcastle are 18/1 on their own, surely if we go down it'll be 95% certain it's with burnley and qpr? Has it got something to do with us playing QPR?

Hull score

Those fucking rugby lines at the KC. Is it impossible to remove them before a football game?

Ah, the memories.

Cry me a Riviere.

Cisse is still suspended, isn't he?

Would explain a lot, like the mouth dryness.