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This. Ashley appointed JFK twice ffs.

Moussa sees red

"Fuck sake, I was dominating out there"

Looks like it.

did you kill him, Mick? He ate him http://i.imgur.com/HmquaFN.png 'I feel so guilty' :lol:

did you kill him, Mick?

Carver will be delighted with that half. Only 1 down, a couple of chances, excuse sorted.

Brilliant goal

aye, got that much thanks

"In indomitable Pardew style, which some would call arrogance, he recently claimed that he would do a better job than the likes of Jose Mourinho, Arsène Wenger, Brendan Rodgers, Louis van Gaal, as well as City manager Manuel Pellegrini at the Barclay’s Premier League’s top sides." Missed this. What exactly did he say?

Sounds like a player off a cheap football game John sterry International Superstar Soccer '98

Better than expected. We'll still lose comfortably.

He's got that typical Scouser footballer look. The frown, the lowered eyebrows, eyes half closed. EDIT: I know, not the best pics. Couldn't be arsed. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/a7/a3/0,,10278~9020327,00.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01678/ger6_1678521a.jpg

Can't believe that I'm actually watching an entertaining game in the PL.

My thought too. He clearly gazed into the lift mirror.

Zlatan 1-0 pen

Squillaci sent off for Bastia

Always preferred Xavi to Iniesta. Different types of player, obviously.

He's not right in the head. Incapable of seeing his own shortcomings. Blaming funding of the region ffs

Never heard of him. Looks like a bit of a cunt tbh, he's got them Poyet eyes.

Huth

You couldn't make this shit up. God I hate Alan Pardew.

Benteke!

They've played us twice; season over.