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Ashley/Charnley probably told him to say it. Remember when Lamb's Arse said that Kinnear is better than Capello?

Probably thinks he's clever, taking focus off the players.

Ffs. De Crock.

Still, it's not like this situation is something new under Ashley. We've been relegated once and came very near once. What changes came of this? Fuck all.

He didn't seem to learn much the last time though.

Aye, goalless draw or 1-1 is my gut feeling. Goalless draw!!? Have you seen us defend? No I haven't I know they beat Man U but we're not exactly playing Barcelona here.

Can't see why he would come here.

What's his contract situation? Expiring in the summer?

Aye, goalless draw or 1-1 is my gut feeling.

Boateng there

Messi you fucking genius

Iron Mike vs the three amigos would be a hoot.

Team that shows the most pashun will win the game

Sounds like inappropriate pasta :lol:

No

If we don't go down it will be more of the same, the club will put out bullshit, they'll appoint another stooge, probably bring in a few players during the transfer window then we'll be back where we started and the whole cycle of s*** will start all over again. When will people learn? Not if the protests/boycotts continue. And as to whether relegation would increase the possibility of Ashley selling up, I'd say that's open for debate.

We've got Sammy as well. Slightly better option than Obertan and Gouffran at least.

"One consideration was the former England boss Steve McClaren but the Chronicle understands that option was shelved when the club decided that a new voice could cause too much disruption."

Great posts Gino14, Kasper and Wullie. My view is that football in Britain is anti-intellectual (generally, of course there are exceptions). Reminds of this in "Mike Bassett - manager", at 0:22.

I feel like I've got a month to live. How will I spend my last days as a practicing Newcastle fan? Aye, that's about it.

It'll be someone who can accept to work with Carver as his no.2. Exactly, no one. It'll be Carver.

I think it's probably more that McClaren turned us down so we're stuck with Carver for now and they've had to put a brave face on it. Yep. No one will take the job though, so it'll be Carver. Someone will probably take it in the summer, but whether they're respectable or not is a different issue. Nah, they'll just sign a few players and keep JC.

Like that crest. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Newcastle_bluestar_badge.png

I think it's probably more that McClaren turned us down so we're stuck with Carver for now and they've had to put a brave face on it. Yep. No one will take the job though, so it'll be Carver.

Hundreds of teams play in black and white. Crest would not have to resemble the NUFC one that much. Name - surely a team based in Newcastle can be called Newcastle something?