Collage

I'm clinging to the thought that the blob(s) simply cannot appoint Carver as it would be too fucking obvious that they have no sporting ambition whatsoever.

73-27 possession

with an awful makeshift defense Aye

We're playing for 0-0.

It's not just me then.

Heard Mourinho might be going back to Real. I'm sure he's told Ambramovich that he wants his mate Johny Carver to succeed him.

Home kit is the best we've had in many years.

That pic of Carr btw, looks like the emperor in Star Wars. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/31/14/2455445A00000578-0-image-m-57_1427808182232.jpg

As things stand, I'd be pleased with McClaren.

Albuquerque Rattlesnakes.

That's brilliant.

Footballers in general, tbh.

Carver will take care of that though...

Figo.

For me, if they're going to do it, do it now rather than in the summer. Just so I know and can go on with life.

Aye. Koeman for me I think.

Pardew was pretty much a member of the board. We never would have sacked him. Will probably never sack Carver either, he'll have to resign.

God is clearly not a Geordie. Clearly not a mackem either though. Draw.

You remind me of Alan Pardew.

It also suggests that any new man would have the current staff forced on him - that's not likely to go down well with many decent candidates. Exactly. We can forget about Garde. And anyone else.

We get it, you're obsessed.

Can't stand Neymar, diving twat

Absolute top class from Suarez that