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Those minutes are f***ing cringeworthy. Someone on Twitter last night described the meeting as "good". Was Cheryl Cole there giving blowjobs?

EDIT: Moved.

I'd be up for forming a "FC United of Newcastle" or the like and start over in the lower leagues.

This is all true, sadly.

Apparently it's in the FF minutes that it will be announced tomorrow at the latest.

The further north in Europe, the more patience with managers.

So, has it been officially announced that Pardew is staying?

@TransferRelated: Barcelona and Chelsea have agreed a fee for the transfer of defender David Luiz. (Mundo Deportivo)

WBA-Stoke 1-2 FT 10th it is.

Shola off!

In what end? not sure, sat with ashley and making notes apparently

Wtf is happening? The players must have been informed before the game that Pardew is out

That's it then. Confirmed he's staying. What I knew all along but you live on hope. Really can't be bothered to follow this joke of a club anymore.

Eh how? Nowhere near the ball, studs in leg/foot.

It was an awful tackle.

Cabella confirms he's leaving: Remy Cabella ‏@RemyCabella10 8 h Ce soir dernier match à La Mosson .. N'oubliez jamais Vainqueur de la Gambardella et Champion de France avec le MHSC (“Tonight last match at the Mosson, never forget the winner of the Gambardella and French Champions with MHSC”)

Tuchel is leaving Mainz according to their director. He's still under contract though and they're not releasing him so will have to be bought out.

Hoffenheim? They're scoring shitloads. They're also conceding shitloads.

It was really, really bad. Only saw the highlights of Derby - Brighton, seemed like a good game. Would much rather see any of those teams in the PL.

Everything that comes out his mouth is PR rubbish. Not an honest word.

Why not try to play that way now though? What's stopping you from trying to instill those habits right now? I mean we've been comfortably entrenched in a non relegation position for ages now, so what are you afraid of? Besides, we're getting hammered playing it long anyway right? So it's not as if that alternative makes us more likely to pick up a result. I don't understand how this guy's brain works. Just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Agreed, this is what baffles me the most. He's untouchable yet continues with the most cowardly football known to man.

He could commute, like Pardew.

I'd be happy with a confirmation that we have indeed approached him, means we are looking for a new manager.