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Why is Edwards tweeting about him, isn’t he supposed to cover football in the North East?

Would be ideal. Get Wood going and whiny face Pickford whining.

Wood needs pace and movement around him. I’d be tempted to revisit Rafa’s three amigos (Perez-Rondon-Almiron) and play ASM-Wood-Almiron up front.

May have to do with our league table position and the fact that our problem has been turning draws into wins. it’s 50/50 for me

Pretty good window but not much improvement when it comes to goal threat unfortunately. I’m at 6-7. Foolishly hoping for one more attacking player.

*Mandatory pic of diving Shefki Kuqi*

I’m falling for it

Has something to do with the Mexican guerilla

Undefeated with him in the side

I’d say Bruno qualifies as one

Cheers for perspective

No pressure My main worry with this is that this signing is all about potential and that we’ll have to get by with Wood, who hasn’t been pulling up any trees so far, as our main striker until Wilson is back. But hey ho

Burn Targett (loan) Ekitike possibly Lingard

I’m a fan of his missus

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Yeah, seems to be a good bloke. Always thought he looks like a miniature Alan Shearer

That’s a big ask, Cabaye was brilliant. Hope you’re right of course.

Yep.

So you don’t think it’s off then. Prick.

Didn’t he just want a mate by his side?

Have to say I never thought Wayne Rooney would be a good manager. The jury is still out, of course.

The bald reaper Like that

I’d take Origi.

He’s a Brazilian footballer so it’s ok not to call him by his real/full name. Bruno it is.