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And Schär, possibly

And the diving.

Better than Osimhen and Kane this season, that’s remarkable. I’ve obviously missed out.

Sigh. ”Not just about goals” doesn’t mean that goals are irrelevant. Maybe Benzema has been absolutely brilliant at 35 years of age and deserve to be ranked second behind Haaland, feel free to enlighten me.

Not just about goals is it, Osimhen was overall probably the best player of a title-winning side. Haven’t seen Real much this season but they only won the Copa del Rey with Benzema scoring 19 league goals so not sure what he’s doing that far up.

This season? Yes.

Kane and Benzema ahead of Osimhen is just wrong.

CL means we need players in, think the club/Howe has been pretty clear about that. So we’re not done, no chance.

Crazy, unreal signing

Declan Rice to Arsenal it seems. Top 4 will be rough next season

Yeah, it’s not like Tino Asprilla and Les Ferdinand are club legends or anything

The main issue is that football is fucked. Saudi ownership of NUFC has just made it more personal for me. I don’t enjoy football as I used to, party because I’m getting old but mostly because, well, it’s fucked. If I could push a button and destroy ”the system”, I would. Would be a shame because I love Howe and the team, but I absolutely would.

Milan replacing Tonali with Loftus-Cheek…

More of a Deportivo man myself but good luck Rafa

If we sign Theo H and Chiesa as well, man…we’ll be unreal to watch.

Toonali. Brilliant, why didn’t I think of that.

LB should be top priority now

Crazy. Get Theo Hernandez too while we’re at it

It was a poor comparison, but you know what I mean. Maybe we’ve made a proper bid now. I’d be shocked if he comes here. Great player, Milan born and bred.

So weird. Bids of 40m for Barella and 50m for Tonali, I mean there’s not even the slightest possibility that it would be accepted. Almost Ashley-esque.

bit extreme if you ask me

I’m not. It’s still a great quote.

For the right price, I’d say yes. Would link up well with Isak.

He’s also an alcoholic