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Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Huddersfield, Watford, Burnley Overachievers: Brighton Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: Tom Davies Season to Forget: Morata PFA Player of the Year: Kane PFA Young Player of the Year: Jesus Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Craig Shakespeare Championship Winners: Fulham Runners Up: Boro 3rd-6th: Hull, Sheff Wed, Aston Villa, Wolves Relegation: Millwall, Bristol City, Burton Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: Quarters Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Lascelles FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man Utd Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: AC Milan Bundesliga winner: Come on now Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Roma World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: Where will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2017/18 season?: His failing property portfolio in Surrey Which player will be the most surprising pick in the England squad for the World Cup 2018?: Rolando Aarons Where will Sunderland finish?: 10th

Judging from the few pics of the match knocking about, it doesn't look like there was any more than 25k there

What he'd be by far our best signing of the summer, particularly technically. Highly rated and only 22. And how many no10s are available better than Siem for the money we're willing to pay? Very strange comment.

I dare say Rosenborg, Odd, Molde and Brann would be able to better them over a season. Norwegian league standard is horrible, mind. Just saying the Scottish league standard also is - can't just have one good team in a league, ruins both that team and everything else. Celtic desperately needs to join the English league system as they've fallen so much since Rangers died. I agree that both leagues are poor...but Griffiths would score a hatful in Norway, let alone Dembele. Can't envisage them finishing any lower than 3rd at worst. Hope Celtic stay the hell away from England though, hope that sectarian bullshit stays well away

Pretty sure with their current squad they'd comfortably finish top 3 in the Norweigan league, come on man

We even in for him? You would hope that we'd at least try, loan fee or no loan fee

Completely disagree. I think keepers rarely make a massive difference to their team. I don't think Man Utd would have done that much worse the last few years without De Gea for example. I honestly couldn't think of a better example to say the opposite. Goalkeepers make all the difference, and there are examples everywhere. Look at Man United in-between Schmeichel and Barthez, then Barthez and Van Der Sar. Arsenal after Seaman, Liverpool after Reina, Man City after Hart's downfall. Couldnt agree more. Could have said the same about defenders a while ago but City seems to have changed that. The value of one goal conceded is massive when turned into points. Yep

I like him, he uses hair gel but doesn't have Greece-y hair

Fuck me we've been quick with this one

I'm surprised we're not in for Soccerates too if I'm honest

Which one?

Oh great, we better make a quick Grexit on this deal then. Knowing us we'll Styx with it

My Apollo-gies but I've never actually seen this guy play, is he any good?

We've signed 2 players with virtually no experience of top level football and another who did OK in Spain. Stop exaggerating. The summer's been an abject failure so far. Juxtaposition of those two sentences is interesting. Was literally thinking that :lol:

Colback's showing signs of Shola levels of longevity

Nowhere near as predictable as an old fashioned natural winger tbh. That's what I was thinking Same. Wingers that just try and go round the outside of the full back and whip it in are far more predictable

15 in 23 is definitely more than satisfactory

12th. The league's shit outside the top 7. Southampton finished 8th with only 6 more points than Watford in 17th. I have a feeling we can be towards the top of these 13 teams, even without significant investment.

We've got to sign the lad first

Judging by that gurn it looks like he loves the packet, maybe he was trying to shift large amounts

My computer practically shut down for 5 minutes after clicking that

Considering we're a club with supposed delusional fans, our support doesn't exactly have much to base wild expectations on

It is quite worrying that we were linked with better players last time we were in the Prem, with the likes of Schteeeeve and No More Goals at the helm. Bedwetting or not, I'm worried. Fair enough, I get that we're not going to pay £50m for Sigurdsson...but not even bidding for iheanacho for half that or refusing to pay an extra 26p for a player with potential like Murphy is a fucking joke

The fuck is going on here