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So £8 million for a foreign centre back who has strolled through the spl playing for a Glasgow club. Hmmmm........ boum boum boum shake the room

the Williamson diagonal ive missed u my old friend

wtf is this shit

commentator sed shud be about 6-0,started well

do u think Pardew will continue to play MYM at right back this season as back up for Janmaat, best not the fucking tit

meh what a pile of shite. Time for a retro shirt what's everyone's favourite old shirt think I like the blue star.

agreed that he will never play Ben Arfa again he wouldn't when the squad was in tatters last season rather play Gosling so got no chance now but its annoying that he's gave them that excuse with his weight instead of turning up in top shape and Pardew having to say I wont play him because I am an arrogant pig-headed piece of shite that holds a grudge.

na rather he stayed tried to get into better shape, then when we are in the relegation zone after a month and the king gets the chop he might get a look in. I think this is his plan but I cant understand why he didn't hire a personal trainer and come back in top shape for the pre season.

Im not sure what I want now we have signed some good players, an absolute dire start to the season where we stuck in the relegation zone so Mike has to take action or a good start and we stuck with Pardew for at least 2 more seasons.

We have someone who can take a decent corner

And last night the United manager said: “The key signings, the strikers, are obviously the toughest ones to get over the line. Over the line out already, fucking early this season Alan.

From sky sports player characteristics Dribbling - Very Strong Crossing - Strong Holding on to the ball - Strong Passing - Strong Defensive contribution - Weak And we are out the running

The Sun on Sunday Newcastle are in talks with Seville winger Diego Perotti after sealing a deal for Jack Colback. Argentine Perotti, 25, is on the market for a bargain £3.5 million. Midfielder Colback has arrived from Sunderland on a free. Anyone know much bout this Perotti, any pace, decent at crossing?

we selling him what the fuck, give him a chance at centreback pardew u clown, what he had one half at Everton and shifted to right back and left back, what a waste

cant access it but read it this morning Shola Ameobi has turned down a one year extension to stay at Newcastle. The Nigeria striker was expected to leave St James Park after seeing his contract run down but there have been talks to broker a new deal. Toon boss Alan Pardew has a striker crisis with on loan forward Loic Remy leaving, Papiss Cisse out until xmas after breaking a kneecap.Pards is hoping owner Mike Ashley will allow at least one more forward to sign for he club this summer but Newcastle have not bought anyone for 18 months. As a result he has offered Ameobi the option to stay one more season with a possible coaching role to follow but Ameobi who made his first team debut in 2000 wants a two year deal with more game time. That could see him move abroad with clubs in Qatar and Abu Dhabi keen. He turned down a one year deal, thank f.uck, looks like Ashley have put his hand in his pocket as we literally have no strikers

ud play Williamson instead of colo has to be mbiwa and colo

I agree its brilliant, id suggest anyone that hasn't seen it,to watch it pretty sure its on sky on demand.