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Even just an honorary role. Doesn't need to be actively involved in footballing decisions of the club. He needs to be held up and honoured for what he done for this club.

He just making reference to the takeover, or that like that day he's heard a whisper again?

I'll hold out and see what they coerce into that absolute shitshow of a job before I decide whether this is a good move or not. Would love Bruce.

Is Derek Wright carrying out the medicals again?!

You don't want to be horrible about anyone, but he was just a pointless signing. Wasn't even one of them signings where you think he's shit but he actually plays out of his skin for the cause and becomes cult like. Was just pretty meh! And looked like Cro-Magnon man.

Not satisfied until Jim white turns up on N-O with his yellow tie, the diddler.

Me piping Bruno

Btw, was this cropped or did the camera man really zoom in for the close up of his stump?

It's good, but another forward would've been canny also

Or maybe it's Maybelline?

Player coming from one of the better defences in the league with a fresh mindset. Hopefully that spreads to others in the squad to try and lift this almost acceptance of relegation. Welcome Dan and good luck

They might be trying to make two signings that they've been working on most of the window. They could still pick up some last minute loans if they pop up. I'll reserve judgement till Monday night but if we get no more after Bruno I'd be a little underwhelmed.

"Daddy's Dick" Grim little cunt, wish I didn't watch that.

Also, how does it even make sense?! "We're shit us, can't even tie up a deal before another totally unrelated player gets outed as a suspected rapist, piss take you Mandy!"

*Sportswashing thread opens* MAGS DID 9/11!!!! Collective sigh of relief.

Sure it was 50/50 on the Burnley fans front, but it was good money for a club that have none. Don't worry, we haven't blown our mike Ashley warchest open.

Fucking hell, Mandy and yassir are going to get it tonight

Their very own Haway 5 0

Think we may shit our pants closer to deadline and stump up some cash to settle some of these long drawn out ones. Good thing at the minimum is our owners are willing/able to pounce on decent loan deals closer to the end of window. A lot rests on this window if they are planning for an immediate future in PL.

As league 1 a goal as you'll get.

Be funnier if you said Chris wood, because it's even less believable.

JESUS FACK! Senile old fucker.

Probably get blown off track and land at Sunderland airp...... No.

Imagine masters & co at PL HQ recieving his correspondence man ffs. "Look at this Richard, this 40 year old virgin on twitter has found some solid links to MBS and it appears that all Newcastle fans are now stoning women and beheading journalists. How did we not find this information on our straightforward 18 month vetting period?!"

@Ando7 let's hope this is true. N-O bullshit police already calling your ITK status into question after not perfectly predicting the last two you mentioned, how very dare you