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I'd imagine local journos are working on their breaking story tbh. This must be a Fannies whisker away from announcement like.

Steve's bumper payout takeaway getting delivered.

Just watched that jet coming into Newcastle, looked a bit heavy laden because of the bags of money.

I'm more ecstatic about Ashley and his skeleton staff of idiots leaving. That is the overriding feeling of joy. I'll deal with being despised for now being owned by Saudis after I've calmed down. I'm not happy with our ownership now, can't say I'm enamoured by our new majority owners but what do people want us to do? We protested Ashley and got pelters from all corners

*Insert Bruce "Kin hell" picture here.

Mate I've been doing this shit all day, can't talk or type fast enough. I'm just rolling with it generally

What the fuck was that horror show man All of you go home and get a proper haircut and give yourselves a fucking clean man! Could smell that bunch of riff raff through me telly

Fuck me what lense is he using? No way he fits on a standard ratio?!

It disappeared from the radars despite being on ground and trackable. Ruining all of our fun man.

"Having a lil trouble here..."

Elmohamady and his son out of retirement.

Not me. I'm a firm believer of anyone in air max is sound. Bring on our air max Donned overlords!

Not really conducive to anything, but you'd imagine if any of the people related to this takeover are in Newcastle then proof will appear fairly sharp. No way they avoid press or Joe public.

Two whopper meals man! I'd end up a fucking whopper myself! ....app duly downloaded.

Had a burger king yesterday for first time in years, actually was class for grubby takeaway scran. Their meals although expensive, absolutely destroy you!

Additional misogyny appreciated.

Shiiiit, imagine that was related. Someone pulling a lil sneaky, probably Mike Ashley

If they could hold any announcement till I get my new boiler installed that would be great tbh.

This has been me all morning watching the jets carrying gold into Newcastle airport

So she's fucked off on holiday at a crucial point? Her an Bruce deserve each other. Staveley and Bruce out!

What about the Gulfstream winging its way from Luton now? That the aircraft carrying all of the notes and gold bars?