Alberts Mustache

Atlas just made top three teams I hate

ahahha

Seriously?? We'll be lucky not to get any injuries after this

Unfriendliest friendly I've seen

The fuck is going on?

Are they all on crack?

Counter attaaaaackkkkkk!!

At least we are finishing some of our attacks now

Yeah, the training ground should be turned into a gulag after this.

Lascelles is turning into Bramble in record time

I guess it's understandable that some of these guys seem frightened with the ball in their feet

I like bits of what I see from De Jong though

Can we just buy this team?

I hope Atlas is one of the best teams in the world

That goal...

Three national anthems before this game?

WE'RE telling people to stop pissing about?

Is Steve Black confirmed?

Sell!

Today he said something along the lines of the board would be evaluating the current squad because they knew more about them than him. Oh brother...

Knew I'd seen him before http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130514153236/villains/images/6/6f/Stuart.jpg

The Udinese owners have said that they want to go all out and back Watford now, so this might be real.

Still think Kara Mbodj would be a bargain from Genk

No point in showing up at the transfer market now anyway. We'd just end up in the back of the line. Better let everyone have a go first, so we can pick up the left overs in peace couple of weeks after the league has started.