Alberts Mustache

Obviously don't agree with the selection, but the reactions on here are fucking hilarious!

Agreed. We don't create anything without Mitrovic, but when he plays he wastes everything we create.

Yes, tactics was a failure. But not winning a single 50/50 ball, always on half distance closing down. That's more than just tactics

That says very little tbh

Worst team performance I've seen this season. Could easily have saved £12m by letting Obertan play instead of Townsend.

http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/F90B/production/_83755736_adam_getty.jpg This guy just turned 30

There's a lot of "I haven't heard about this guy, so he must be poor" going around.

Strengths include crossing and concentration, according to WhoScored

Adebayor to Palace. That's them out of the loop then?

Those quotes makes me wonder if they're trying to pull off some Moneyball thing and play him as a striker. Only thing is that I'm fairly certain they don't have some Harvard whizz kid doing the statistics for them...

Comment from my Spurs mate: "He's quick, direct and got the football intelligence of a ten year old"

Townsend will be a nice replacement for Wayne Routledge.

If the only solution to a problem is to sack someone, there's not gonna be a lot of people around in the future

£12m and he's given five months? Nobody even knew where Lamela was the first year.

Totally true!

Tielemans

I want a young CB like Brooks or Robin Knoche, along with a real leader (No idea who atm. Kamal Glik, captain of Torino looks good). And equally important in my book - a proper DM.

Scaring the shite out of every player thinking of coming here too.

Yes.

Still not linked to any decent DM's?

I actually got my hopes up for this one

I withdraw my statement then Sure he was listed as a winger - never played there earlier?

Everybody is placing Wijnaldum as a CM in their line-up and some even as a DM, but he played mostly right wing in PSV, didn't he? He is no playmaker and he is certainly no DM in my book. And Sissoko isn't really a winger is he? Yes, he didn't find his role in the center of the park under Pardew, but who did? I certainly would swap their positions.

Tielemans is surely bound for a top club in couple of years. Don't see him or his agent wanting to throw that out the window by letting him come here in the meantime.