Alberts Mustache

Let's panic, bin everything and bring Pardew back!

Can see West Ham going for him and to juice up click rates they probably threw us in there before realising we went down last season.

That touch from Ritchie

Their manager looks like he could be Steve Harpers older brother

Has there been any more links with Charlie Taylor? Supposedly handed in a transfer request at Leeds

Mayoral has already left? That leaves Mejia and Odegaard, maybe Lienhardt? Hard to tell because Segunda B is a really shitty level

Oh lord...

Why did everyone start yelling?

So sad this kid's got parkinsons syndrome

Never seen a bunch of guys so fixated on the looks of a potential new signing

Rumoured bid for Charlie Taylor. £7m.

Oh lord, not Forren...

Proven goalscorer with a strong assist record in his best age. Why not?

San Miguel is from the Philippines btw

Udinese did the wide stripes with gold detail a couple years back and it looked nice. They had an exact version of the one with blue detail too. Legea does theirs I think

Would be better with proper stipes obviously, but I think it's decent

Looks like a beast gathering from what I've seen of him so far

Lots of potential for a Whitney Houston-based chant. :lol:

I would play Doumbia tonight. Up against Huth and Morgan Mitro could well be outmuscled pretty easily.

Haven't had this feeling for so many years

Rafael Benitez and his whole staff from Real Madrid? And it's friday too. God help us all

i dont even know ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaah

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Need. Confirmation.

It's over. Never gonna happen