Alberts Mustache

San Miguel is from the Philippines btw

Udinese did the wide stripes with gold detail a couple years back and it looked nice. They had an exact version of the one with blue detail too. Legea does theirs I think

Would be better with proper stipes obviously, but I think it's decent

Looks like a beast gathering from what I've seen of him so far

Lots of potential for a Whitney Houston-based chant. :lol:

I would play Doumbia tonight. Up against Huth and Morgan Mitro could well be outmuscled pretty easily.

Haven't had this feeling for so many years

Rafael Benitez and his whole staff from Real Madrid? And it's friday too. God help us all

i dont even know ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaah

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Need. Confirmation.

It's over. Never gonna happen

Managers that are experienced in relegation battles are usually not very good managers

Aye, 7th place with Everton is much more impressive than trophies in Spain, Italy, England, Europa League and Champions League.

What is the point of keeping McClaren hanging around? How is he or the players supposed to be motivated after this? "Allright lads, I know some of you got exicted by the Benitez-talk but guess what - I'm still here! We continue with the same setup as the B'mouth game. Come on now!"

So, he hasn't spoken to McClaren and he hasn't spoken to Benitez. What does this clown do all day?

If this falls through now, I'm gonna have to go for a long walk.

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO QUIET

No more updates? Is this just gonna fade out now? Ashley back in town and shut down the deal when he found out what was about to happen?

I'm picking up smoking again. Can't handle this

I'm scared.

Marca too http://www.marca.com/futbol/premier-league/2016/03/10/56e14ebb268e3e120a8b45df.html

Oh dear, oh dear. I've actually got my hopes up now and were just daydreaming about Rafa bringing in a whole new back line and proper DM's in the summer. #snapoutofit

That's it. The man is mental.

The higher the hopes, the more epic the disappointment. And knowing this club I keep my hopes at a minimum. Still expecting Alan Curbishley. No jinxing from me.