Alberts Mustache

Hahaha insaaane

Who's there?

Us, Norwich, Villa, Huddersfield, Brighton, Derby

Can't people just please ignore and move on?

Do we have some sort of agreement with Marseille? Old poker debt?

My Spurs mate thinks Yedlin has much bigger potential as a winger than at right back. Sounds like a straight swap for Janmaat

Sebastian Haller gets better and better every time I see him in action

TOP OF THE LEAGUE ish.

So long, League One!!

Oh dear oh dear

Save us Riviere. I believe in you!

I have a feeling Riviere at least would give us some more presence up top

Let's panic, bin everything and bring Pardew back!

Can see West Ham going for him and to juice up click rates they probably threw us in there before realising we went down last season.

That touch from Ritchie

Their manager looks like he could be Steve Harpers older brother

Has there been any more links with Charlie Taylor? Supposedly handed in a transfer request at Leeds

Mayoral has already left? That leaves Mejia and Odegaard, maybe Lienhardt? Hard to tell because Segunda B is a really shitty level

Oh lord...

Why did everyone start yelling?

So sad this kid's got parkinsons syndrome

Never seen a bunch of guys so fixated on the looks of a potential new signing

Rumoured bid for Charlie Taylor. £7m.

Oh lord, not Forren...

Proven goalscorer with a strong assist record in his best age. Why not?