Alberts Mustache

1-1?

Who's off?

4-2-3-1 I reckon

Has he traveled on to Spurs or QPR yet?

Mario Lemina would be great from what I've read about him, but I hope we bring in someone more experienced this window too. Both at CM and CB.

Of course he is good enough. And he would provide some much needed experience

Three according to this: http://www.transfermarkt.com/charlie-austin/elfmetertore/spieler/129627/plus/?saison_id=2014&wettbewerb_id=GB1

Antonio Rudiger (Stuttgart) or Joel Matip (Schalke) is my guess after all the recent links. We've been linked with Robin Knoche earlier, allthough he would likely cost more. Then there's Stefan Bell at Mainz.

I would consider us overstocked in the central midfield area now. Doubt we will see a DM unless we sell. Doubt it too, but I still feel the qualities of our CM's are too unbalanced. Either they're better in a more offensive position or they're simply not good enough. If we got in a proper DM that could tackle and close down, it would provide much needed cover for our helpless defence. Ideally Tiote could fill that roll if he were to have a decent season or even stay in the club. Right now I'm more worried about how horrid we look when we loose the ball than our lacks in offence.

I maintain that we need a proper DM first of all, but I wouldn't mind him at all.

Why all the talk of Shaqiri all of a sudden? Isn't he on his way to Schalke?

Are those bras weights?

That Oregon Trail scarf

Here we go!

WAT

What's going on in that reserve squad?

So much idiotic movement. People running into the same space, nobody wanting the ball, hiding behind defenders etc

Just switched on. Any reason not to go straight back to bed?

I've got a good feeling about this

He plays both deep laying playmaker and OM. And he managed to get run over by his own car once. Would fit us well

We need some who can distribute better than Anita and Colback, that's for sure and Banega fits the bill. But why would Sevilla let him go? And why would he want to go here?

Have we been linked with Robin Knoche lately? Loved that rumour in january, but haven't read anything about him this window.

He's questioning what the f*** they're doing out there and his black book is bigger than Pardew's. I'd say things are looking up

http://i.imgur.com/hnP2VTT.gif?1

Haha that move from Schteve! "The fuck is this??"