samptime29

Write more deeply unfunny brexit parodies please. They are so funny and clever.

Look mate, tell you what a lot are sick of, we all know the sacred fews position, we don’t need to hear you keep banging on about it all day every day, you hate it all, we get it, rehashing the same comments every fucking day is tedious to read. Posters waiting for Bruce to trip up to have a fun all night taking the piss out of posters who just want to support some sort of NUFC , not Ashley, the clique will be happy sitting all smug knowing NUFC have lost tonight, wow, what a life.Nothing is going to change in a hurry so keep up with the bitterness towards the team and fans who just want Newcastle to win football games eh? The board is toxic. 50% of the posters are wanking themselves silly when we lose. The constant posting in match threads, desperate for us to lose is fucking grim man. I don't why the toxic cunts even post in the match thread? If I wanted the Toon to lose and crash and burn - I WOULDN'T WATCH THE GAME AND I WOULD POST IN MATCH THREADS ON A FUCKING FAN MESSAGEBOARD. I'd go for a walk. Go the cinema. Play on my PS4. Go out with my Missus. Hang out with my friends. But then again, I'm not a creep, crying for attention and behaving like an repetitive arsewipe. It is what it is, I guess.

Not sure what game you watched mate, hoofball from us, we were dreadful Dreadful? Jesus Christ this board man. :lol:

It was a pen on Carroll at the end, poor decision.

Thought you were leaving the board after the Fulham away game last season? That would have been good. Sorry but that's not necessary and also nonsense. HTT is a legend, we've lost enough good posters already without losing another one. Sick of his bullshit posting in the match threads. If you want us to crash and burn, then fine, but don't consistently bang on about it in the match threads - it's really fucking annoying.

Some of you are so immature and childish. Just because you don't like the manager you just create scenarios in your head. Even the panel on Sky have been loving the game. It has been a good game. This is just pathetic. Sick of the usual suspects. Toxic shite banter.

Thought you were leaving the board after the Fulham away game last season? That would have been good.

Such a prick. Stop posting in the match threads if you want us to lose. It's sad as fuck. Nah, fair game. I don’t want us to lose but can understand people wanting it to crash and burn. Posting on the match threads about wanting us to get tanked is fucking embarrassing.

Such a prick. Stop posting in the match threads if you want us to lose. It's sad as fuck.

Such a nonce.

I don't think Bournemouth will go down but certainly in a bit of trouble. If they have a bad next 3-4 games, could be tricky for them.

I don't like Everton. Come across as snides tbh.

Expected goals they’re way ahead of Liverpool though so no need for them to panic, they’re the best team in the league. Expected goals league Champions 2019-2020...

The thing that is radge about this season, is we've got the best home defensive record and worst away defensive record (7 and 21 goals respectively) Wonder if that's ever happened before?

Nee idea how this will go. Can see any result tbh.

f*** off man, they are meant to be professional athletes. It’s not like Shelvey exactly exerts his absolute all every game either, the opposite in fact. If he can’t physically and or mentally play 2 games in quick succession at the tempo he plays at when he does play, he may as well jack it now. Premier League level football or not, players of a pro standard should be fit enough to play in quick succession especially the likes of Shelvey. A player who in particular, given his age, position and style of play, should be at the peak of fitness in order to suffer least at this time of year. And let’s be honest, these games don’t exactly come around every other day or two every week do they. I’ve never bought the arguments that this time of year demands too much from players, elite or otherwise. It’s a convenient excuse for players and managers to use to drop out of games or blame poor results/performances on. And those managers/clubs that do, that’s why you have a squad of players. There is no excuse full stop! What the fuck are you about? No team is going to be play the same starting 11 when they have another game 2 days later. You have to rotate the squad. That is a fact.

2 games in 2 days is tough. You have to rotate.

Watford are going to have to go some to overturn a 12 point deficit on us. We have lost 1 at home. Not been behind at half time. Even a couple of draws in the next 2 home games isn't a disaster.

Him and Carroll can't play 2 games in 2 days. Hopefully he can contribute again when he plays Saturday

The 2nd goal really knocked us. We started well but the mistakes were poor and they were clinical. I'm judging this on the full Xmas period. See how the Everton and Leicester games go.

We have a game in 44 hours, you do realise? Moaning for the sake of moaning. He just brought on a massively limited right back to play right wing in a game where we are 4-1 down. That is certainly not moaning for the sake of it We need Almiron for Saturday. We've lost the game. Not f***ing hard to understand. Oh no, I understand that part just fine. Clearly don't. No reason to moan at that sub. Yet, you did moan. I think the argument could be, why not have Muto to come on for a attacking player than another wing back. Putting two wing backs on the bench is pretty shite, Muto should be on it. If Muto was on the bench, then fair enough. We need to save Almiron for Saturday, this is game over.

We have a game in 44 hours, you do realise? Moaning for the sake of moaning. He just brought on a massively limited right back to play right wing in a game where we are 4-1 down. That is certainly not moaning for the sake of it We need Almiron for Saturday. We've lost the game. Not f***ing hard to understand. Oh no, I understand that part just fine. Clearly don't. No reason to moan at that sub. Yet, you did moan.

We have a game in 44 hours, you do realise? Moaning for the sake of moaning. He just brought on a massively limited right back to play right wing in a game where we are 4-1 down. That is certainly not moaning for the sake of it We need Almiron for Saturday. We've lost the game. Not fucking hard to understand.

We have a game in 44 hours, you do realise? Moaning for the sake of moaning.