U2

Mike Ashley is a cunt.

My hopes, please.

He'll fall down the league now unless he sorts his attitude out.

Proper mad fer it.

He'll pick a team that are clearly under-performing where he will have to do minimal work as everything will be in place. Then it'll be a few seasons of gradual decline before he fucks off elsewhere leaving that team in the shit.

https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/923292893783015424

What is it with steaming Hammers?

Poch is such a loser.

What a cunt.

Yes. And he showed real tactical flexibility, seeing that he switched from a really expansive attacking game with Nice to a cautious defensive approach with Southampton. Their fans were just too entitled though.

Or possibly that he's drunk too much branded orange pop and that has lead to complications with his stools?

Two feet to the face is the minimum expectation.

Minimum of 4 left backs please. Then some English grit. 11 Jack Colbacks, so to speak.

Did Wood score against us last year for Leeds?

Or possibly Sting.

Chron.

Fuck me, Elliot is such a Pardew.

Club captain. He isn't going anywhere.

Blob probably doesn't get that effort either.

Blob doesn't save that.

Lovren genuinely looks like he'd rather be at home. Half arsing everything.

It's Wembley.