Holloway

he.d be lost up front

Clueless 400m runner

Lewis is the man says Bruno

Criticising Sean is one of the grimmest for me like, local lad living the dream and that, but I find myself screaming "improve on your obvious shortcomings " and it just doesn't happen. Ponderous in possession, failing to deliver a key pass, and a tendency to flap in good scoring positions( which a lot of the time come about through razor sharp awareness and subsequent runs). Happily keep him as back up next season?

Always bemused by a 'didn't see the game but here"s my 10 bobsworth "

He's a very tidy player. How tall is he 5'2" or summat, how the fuck will he tuck in

Liked the Eusebio mention, the Black Pearl ☺️ Nah nowt like that, in fact he"s lifetimes away. Quite like Willock though, think he has his uses

Chelsea man, we have to be topping these wankers

Aye Robben from the other wing managed it even when they knew what he was after. Dalglish was the master, they couldn't get near him for most of his career. Gordon has more attributes though

Completely ineffective for me today, hasn't done a lot since his return

Willock is a darling on here, he's done very little since returning ( except for those with tvs that track off the ball work )

More to come from him, lizard like, scary

Loads of neutrals have told me what a horrible little cunt Bruno is, player and obviously, gadgee ?

I'd love to see the rankings of say 5 x 50m dashes for our squad,like. Given than half the team are reckoned to be snail like in their athletic prowess

It's a possibility aye, given his versatility and directness. The first pen came from him going outside is an example

Is Anderson slow,like. Dan Burn slow, Bruno slow,ia he quicker than Schar, what ?

Why would you be on there in the basking period ?

Seems a bit pedantic after that performance but the cut inside/ curler is becoming a little predictable

Really does hit it clean as a whistle

The posters who are done for the season, or erm done with the season, for a bit of context, what will you's be up to then ?

Get the fuck in, man

8 minutes, fuck off ??

Haha come the fuck on !

I wish Cole would shut up the little bamp, looks like Hendrick"s meth dealer

Lot of people done with the season, see ya