Holloway

Look at that man,he could do anything he wanted. It's always puzzled me when people sneer at the opinion he could have gone to the very top,if he'd just had the application

1500-3000, that's a bit wank,like. The problem is our owners probably think the atmosphere is absolutely fine

Every time this gets bumped I have a little wobble, he can do that

He's always ready to step in when needed and he did so yesterday and came through it very well. He's an asset to the squad, has an enjoyable air of menace about him

Already shown enough glimpses of his talent and awareness to consider the growing possibility of a good future with us. Needs a start next week

Has the beginnings of the Ancelotti eyebrow

Excellent movement at pace, needs the run of games now

Really fucking agitated me that like, there was nothing bog standard about it. They were seriously rattled when Trips brain farted it over to them twice in a few seconds and that was it. That Wilson attempt was absolutely fucking abysmal and then you"ve got Joe shut your eyes and hope for the best. Saturday is fucking ruined now

Bit of a prick Haaland like,hope someone pulls one of his fanny lips off

He must shut his eyes in the box, nee other explanation

Welcome back Matty Targett

Can we not just score 1 ffs

Aye but it came when we were all over them,fucking sickener

Ah man,that is fucking cruel

Howay !

That Longstaff lack of awareness fucking ruins me

Love how the rest of the panel,whoever it is, settles into reverential silence when Rafa does his thing ?

Oh,and some of the knee jerk bollocks in here man,wheels falling off etc Get a fucking grip,man

I think this is quite an absorbing contest,and we're certainly still in it at this stage. Concede another and game over,and KDB is getting far too much space. But some of our attacks have been decent,without the end product,of course ? The subs will play a part in this

Canny start

Well Eddie's philosophy is to try and win every game so we'll have to wait and witness the cunning plan unfold

Hmmmm

There can't be many opening lines better than 'My old man said be a Sunlun fan, I said fuck off fatha yar a cunt '

Hoping to see 2 changes for this, Isak for Wilson and Gordon for Miggy but suspect it will be only the former. Think we'll cause them a bit of bother in a narrow 2-1 defeat

The team musn't have noticed the shite atmosphere then