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John Carver was better than this. Steve McLaren was better than this. Makes Alan Pardew look a genius.

Surely the richest club in the world can beat one going out of business?

Games gone.

What a tackle Mousse

Same as when Rafa was here then. Saivet's just got on with it but Colback's spat the dummy out again because he thought he'd be integral.

The Uruaguayan trump was supposed to have done this already anyway wasn't he?

Yanks don't know football man.

Seems such a nice guy. Hard to think there was so many media types trying to call him worse than shit.

De Jong Arthur and Coutihno could have been so good as a midfield. Valverde's persistence with Vidal and Roberto is annoying.

Loads of quality this guy. He'll be a huge upgrade on Ritchie provided he gets time and isn't just dropped the second angry scotsman is back.

Woodgate claiming Boro have had better recent years than us, despite no one asking. Smogs are weird.

We'll be inherited by his son so yeah, it'll keep being bad.

They frequently post absolute shite while carrying the name of the fanbase. So aye, I'm not their biggest fan, I find its one of them contributing factors that allow others to point at and go "See, those geordies are all deluded"

The Mag let that guy who organised the cancer plane banner write for them btw.

Its also not been stated anywhere but "The Mag", only that they want him in first team training for two weeks before he's picked. He's not had some sort of setback or anything.

On the pitch he felt like a downgrade from Bellamy to be honest. Shame that one's an absolute fucking weapon aswell.

Schar's mint. Still slightly like Lejeune a bit more than him though. Glad we play three purely so they both have a slot.

I really like the look of Jetro to be honest. Though I never would have binned off Santon when we did.

I guess so, I just cant imagine Owen being anything but a horrendous presence in the dressing room to be honest. Type of player you leave the boot in on in training because he's such a cunt.

Looking back, I love Keegan like, but what in the actual fuck was he thinking making this piece of shit captain?

Thinks he's big enough to go after Shearer, bless him

Didn't touch his hand/arm, hit the defenders hand. Hayden's left arm was under the defenders arm in his armpit. Take this back. Clearly hit his hand. VAR is a total joke. Its absolutely bullshit that defenders get so much leeway on handballs but not vice versa though. As I said earlier, rules completely written in defenders favour now.

The offsides thing is bullshit too. Linesmen still flag and ref blows, so it can only benefit defenders, attackers still liable to be punished like Atsu was in the first half. Fuck it all off.

Why are you in a match thread then? Weird how much the I dont care lot need everyone to know they dont care.

To be fair, someone will have to make way for ASM. It doesn't automatically have to be Atsu.