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Its one of those times we can't really just hide behind "We're an inferior team!" We're pretty much better in every area if Slimani plays and is in decent fitness, which brings a totally different pressure to most weeks.

Jesus. Strike.

Should be 3.

Game. Set. Match.

When Vydra played for watford his pace in behind was lethal. why is he a number 10 now?

Derby just want to play in front of them, too easy.

Own goal. This league is doing all it can for them

I'm most surpised Obertan set a goal up as often as that.

The league's doing all it can for them like.

Slimani has to be in the 18 then. Happier with him on the bench than Joselu

Here we go again. Same excuse to spend fuck all every summer.

I thought he still deserved to play and didn't do much wrong on the pitch, but he didn't appear to look after himself too well off it.

Desperately hope he doesnt go back to Sunderland because they dont deserve him.

Dummett's effect was no where near that of Lascelles. Happy for Dummett doing well but to compare what they do for us is just wrong.

Benitez believes it will take just a few quality and experienced additions to turn United into a top-10 side - starting with an attacking-midfielder. Agree with this from the chronicle. I think with Kenedy coming in, you add another couple in at that end of the pitch and we become very comfortable without changing the defence. ((Assuming Dubravka remains in goal.))

What? Try more than two strikers when your struggling for goals?

If were talking about oversizing your ground in the north east, I'd love to know what the hell Darlington were thinking with that massive stadium.

Everyone's second favourite team

Not sure Gayle and Joselu have earned the right to completely keep another signing out with their 9 goals though.

He's got an odd friendship group.

Just be thankful no one's picked up on what our other striker did today.

He doesn't go for the ball and stands on his man. Penalty.

Fuck's Hoddle on about. "He's not tried to make a tackle so its not a penalty." that's got nowt to do with it you fucking mong.

They seem to think it'll mean Whitehead will play if they aren't available. God I hope so. No way can we claim to be inferior in midfield if that's the case.

No chance. What's considered fit by Algeria and our coaching team will be massively different.