Figures 1-0 Football

Everyone knows that there is a trophy presentation and celebration on the pitch by the players, everyone also knows that cant happen unless the fans stay in the stands. It's the same reason we didn't invade our own pitch when we won the league. Because our fans have common sense and aren't a bunch of charva twats who think it's "cool" to be stuck 40 years behind everyone else. It'd be the same reaction if the Bradford (or any other fans) had done it. It was just typical behaviour of them idiots and totally expected.

Showing themselves up, like always.

Charming.

It's not often the case, but Neesy is right.

Bet Colback gets alerts when anything is posted in his, the little creep.

The thought of a PL Newcastle United taking the cups seriously

What was this pulling thing?

Hans is spot on.

Is it just me or does his teams give up every year after reaching 40 points? They seem to always get there with a number of games left but never break the 50 point mark. Usually because that's the target set by the chairman, teams he manage are just happy to survive. They reach that goal and their season is over.

Superb interview, comes across as a good lad - I really like Hayden and interested to see how he develops. Hopefully he'll stop trying to pull though.

We'll struggle due to a lack of PL experience Oh aye, okay then. Is that the same "experience" that meant Rafa wouldn't get us up from the Championship? Because he had no 'Championship experience'? The same pundits who claimed that we needed someone real quality like Steve Bruce (who did a cracking job at Villa) or Neil Warnock have now reverted back to the idiot stereotypes because they have nothing left to say as we're finally functioning as a proper club.

Hopefully Bradford win today. Keep that horrible little club from London as far away from the PL as possible. Also, if they go up they'll be playing the mackems next season. You know that their hotel of choice will be in Newcastle for a 'propa lads night out'.

Whilst I'm not his biggest fan, if you're after a goalkeeper - Joe Hart is available and will be available for a much cheaper fee. Makes no sense for someone to take a massive risk on bringing him in, based on so little. Unless of course they want to bring him in as a development, then loan him out (maybe back to the mackems for a year), which would make perfect sense.

Goalkeepers look better than they are in shit teams. Pickford has made a lot of clangers this season too (more than Bravo/Karius), which gets ignored because he's English and playing in a team that nobody gives a shit about.

Just seen it on Twitter. Absolute scenes. Chaos. Great to watch mind.

Amiens go up with a 96th minute winner. Troyes come from 2-0 down with a 89th minute winner to take 3rd. Lens must be utterly gutted, looked like they were certs to go up only for those two goals.

That's a few quid.

That's him staying then.

The 1 flattered us too.

http://www.nufc.com/html/2015-16html/2016-03-05bournemouth-h.html The day his substitution was cheered by his own fans for one of the most pathetic 'displays' an NUFC player has ever put in. Hid from the start of that game to the second he was hauled off.

Valued at £20m, apparently. I'd snap him up straight away for that.

With there being absolutely no decent football on tonight, I might try watch the Ligue 2 promotion race. Top two go up automatically, 3rd place goes into a playoff against 18th place in Ligue 1. http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/D909/production/_96116555_getimage.png Final-round fixtures (Friday 19:30 BST) Strasbourg v Bourg en Bresse (14th) Reims (7th) v Amiens Sochaux (11th) v Troyes Lens v Niort (10th) Brest v Ajaccio (13th) Laval (20th) v Nimes