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Love mourinho !!!! He's the best manager of his generation and I'll be really surprised in Chelsea don't finish in the top 2 and win a cup !!!!

Week 5 Everton 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 2-0 Stoke Palace 1-2 City Norwich 1-1 Bournemouth Watford 0-3 Swansea WBA 1-1Southampton Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool Sunderland 1-0 Spurs Leicester 1-2 Villa West Ham 2-0 Newcastle

Week 4 Newcastle 1-0Arsenal Villa 2-1 Sunderland Bournemouth 2-2 Leicester Chelsea 2-0 Palace Liverpool 2-1West Ham Man City 4-0 Watford Stoke 1-2 WBA Spurs 1-2 Everton Southampton 1-1 Norwich Swansea 2-2 Man Utd Bournemouth v Leicester as my pick

s*** isn't it. Straight out the 'become a football fan in 24 hours!' handbook. Right there alongside having a car sticker of a cartoon bloke peeing on a rival shirt, sharing 'the gay referee' from Youtube on Facebook and repeating things Jamie Redknapp says. He wears a w*****s hat hahahaha footballfootballfootball. Do those still exist? Aha I forgot about those ahha out the ones with homer and Bart Simpson wearing a jersey and pishing on a rival Jersey lol

Glad he's brought his missus. That's my w*** sorted for tonight anyways ! Any one know her name to give her a scope on Instagram ? https://instagram.com/charlottepirroni/?hl=en Enjoy Cheers lads ?

Glad he's brought his missus. That's my wank sorted for tonight anyways ! Any one know her name to give her a scope on Instagram ?

He did have some fucking shockers last season in fairness, but I thought that maybe this would be a break out year for him of some sorts ... Ahwell plus I gave him some constructive criticism on snap chat after the game against the mackems and he deleted me so he can go fuck

Man td 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-1 Aston Villa Leicester 2-1 Spurs Norwich 1-2 Stoke Sunderland 0-3 Swansea West Ham 2-1 Bournemouth West Brom 1-2Chelsea Everton 2-3 Man City Watford 0-2 Southampton Arsenal 1-1Liverpool

Have you been watching him play secretly for someone else? Aye why ?

Bar the hull game last season what I seen of cabella he's been fucking bleak... That home game against west brom last season was one performance that stunk of shite couldn't string 2 passes together !

Forgot about enriques one against forest aha lost my shit that day aha...

Jonas against West Ham, and the cissie wonder strike against Chelsea where the most recent ones I think lol

Get it warmed up to fuck

After two matches. Fuckin' hell. Don't tell me it'll be any different after the 32nd game cus we will be in the same fucking position... Mc Clarens decisions today no ayoze ? No mitrovic? Fuck off.. United, arsenal, even west ham and fucking Watford will hammer us fucking shambolic

There's the optimism gone anyways.... Shame shite different season

Aston Villa 2-3 Man Utd Southampton 1-1Everton Spurs 2-1 Stoke Sunderland 0-0 Norwich Swansea 2-2 Newcastle Watford 1-2 West Brom West Ham 3-1 Leicester Crystal Palace 0-2 Arsenal Man City 0-1 Chelsea Liverpool 2-0 Bournemouth

Need to nominate your bonus game mate Sorry lad Chelsea 2-0 Swansea !

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WTF ? The keeper is the same colour as the away jersey lol ?

One of my favourite matches of all time fucking love that game man.......There's like 6 mins of footage on YouTube of the game... It's actually disappointing the lack of footage on youtube of our CL campaign from that season

It's nice, but I think would look classier with just one crest

Where you getting the info from ?

I'll do you a demonstration of what he does. *puts laptop aside, stands up, runs into wall* *waits 20 minutes* *repeats* Him, Aaron Hughes and Habib f***ing Beye. Three players we had who had NUFC on their cv and all absolutely s***. And N'Zogbia and Beye were SO s***, I almost feel bad about putting Hughes on that list. Milner was mint, mind. ...... Your forgetting wor nobby as well he had a decent spell for you lot when he left us 1st time round

I'll probably get slated for this but bar the wonga I think that's a cracking Jersey !

What the f*** were you expecting like, a bespoke Nike top designed in house with their best team and an official sponsorship from Brown Ale again? Obviously not... But the way everyone is blowing their load over it, you would fucking think we where