Premiership
Winners: Chelsea
Runners Up: arsenal
3rd-6th: citeh,man utd,Swansea,Spurs
Relegation: Leicester,Bournemouth,Norwich
Overachievers:Swansea
Underperformers: Southampton
Top Goal Scorer: aguero
Break Out Year:Ben Davis
Season to Forget: Brendan Rodgers and Harry Kane
PFA Player of the Year: alexis sanchez
PFA Young Player of the Year: Kurt zouma
Manager of the Year: Gary monk
First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': claudio ranieri
Newcastle United
Where will we finish?: 11th
Top Goalscorer?: depends who signs... Current squad aoyze/de jong
How will we do in the cup competitions?: q/f league cup 5th round fa cup
How will we do in the derby games?: draw both
Domestic
Championship Promotion: boro, hull, Ipswich
Championship Relegation: Rotherham,brentford, Cardiff
League One Promotion: Sheffield utd, Wigan, Bradford
League One Relegation: shrewsbury, crew, colchester utd
League Two Promotion: notts county, leyton orient,Luton
League Two Relegation: Carlisle, hartlepool
FA Cup: man utd
League Cup: citeh
Johnstone's Paint Trophy:Coventry
Europe
La Liga winner: barca
Serie A winner: juve
Bundesliga winner:Bayern Munich
Champions League winner:Chelsea
Europa League winner: Roma (will finish 3rd in there CL group)
World Player of the Year: messi
Other:
How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegated
When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: they won't, mid table mediocricy an a few results against the big boys an them shower of cunts will be happy...
How many goals will Balotelli score this season:3
How will De Jong get injured this season:don't know but he'll find a way am sure
Again far to fucking early to predict but I thought I'd give it a go to pass 5 mins on a Monday night now there's no more vicious on after corrie