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McClaren will no doubt treat Chelsea like they are the team of last season and give them all the possession on Saturday.. instead of getting stuck in and trying to give them a game. I will be surprised if he doesnt mess it up tactics wise at the weekend.

McClaren usually makes crucial subs in the 84th minute when its a bit to late

We're going to beat Everton and West brom, if I hadnt of just wasted my last few quid on a hooker, 6 cans of ace, anti bac wipes and some wrigleys Id be having a bet on it.

He really works for sports direct and is trying to gauge how fans will react to having their logo on the the front of our shirt

We're going to have to buck a seriously bad trend to stay up Last 15 games 2014/15 9 Points 2013/14 12 Points 2012/13 20 Points 2011/12 27 Points 2010/11 16 Points

Mbemba is top 10 in most things defensively in the Prem, made a few mistakes granted but no way will or should be moved to the left.

Was never to impressed with Elliot but done well since coming in for Krul and his distribution is much better than Kruls

There was no way McClaren was going to start 2 new players in midfield.. Id rather Tiote was kept until after this game but oh well.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith 2m2 minutes ago Steve McClaren asked if tonight was Cheick Tiote's last game for NUFC, he said: "not too sure." Sounds like it will be.

A nailed on 1-0 win for us

This is McClarens 4-4-2 tactic for most of our games and its the reason why we get most of the pressure on us during a game.. pure defensive in the hope we can counter attack. http://i65.tinypic.com/10mmtsl.jpg If our centre backs or midfield wins the ball back they can only get the ball to wingers or hoof it up top. If our wingers are tightly marked that just leaves the long ball and a giant hole in midfield, so as soon as we lose the ball it comes straight back at us. Iv even saw Colback and Anita taking 1 yard passes from behind our CBs at times in quite a few games, Im not sure who they think they're going to pass to when there is no one in the midfield. A central midfielder is a must if we're going to stay up, a one that knows when to push up and make things happen.

Jack Passback was getting a nosebleed when he went into the opposition half, he didnt seem to know what to do with himself.

Colback and Anita invisable so far

Well Iv just jinxed us.. stuck a fiver on us to win 3-2 Wijanldum to score first.

I think Giggs is one of the problems at Man Utd.. he's got eyes on the job himself.

When players go down like they've been crippled and expect the whole world to stop moving so they can get some magic water sprayed on them, then suddenly jump up and jog back on. If you're found to be diving there should be a crew of 2 or 3 people at the side of the pitch who come on to stamp on your knees. Would sort it right out, maybe even a bullet to the thigh.

Wonder what the odds are for us to get relegated at Villa, promoted with Armstrong leading the way and selling him for £40 million

Crap is probably a better word.. we could still potentially be relegated at Villa at the end of the season.

Mitro and Perez should have started, Villa looked frail first half but then grew into the game. Conditions played its part as well like.

Mitro and Perez would have been on a high after Spurs last week only to be droppped, Villa were there for the taking first half, now its all going against us.

McClaren "Lets hold it for 60 minutes then I can look good by making subs to win the game." Mitro and Perez would tear these a new arsehole.

Cisse should of been subbed at HT last week.. no way he should be starting.

Man U should of bought Cabaye from us.. screaming out for that type of player in midfield. 2.0

Just realised ;D

My niece used to work in one of the bars on match days at SJP and was told they couldnt keep tips, they had to go in the til. Greedy feckers.