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Im torn.. dont want the mackems to win but would also like to see Palace in this shiit

He is absolutely clueless, if he cant see its his tactics then he needs fired out of a catapult into a brick wall.

The daft kernt is gonna make changes and fook things up again

Steve McClaren “It is a problem (picking up points away from home) we have had all season, it is down to the way we play, we tend to play on the front foot. “Which is good when you are at home, but away we have been exposed, and haven’t ground out enough results. “If two or three of our away games had been draws then we would have ground out a few more points and we would be in a slightly better situation. “It is something we need to address because we can’t afford to rely on our home form because then the pressure on those games will just become too much. “In our home games we are starting to get a consistency in our performance and the way we play. “We need to start transferring that to our away games and picking up points away from home, we owe it to the fans.” Ehm.. is it not more of a problem we lets teams especially out of form have all the possession away from home??

Anyways as long as McClaren doesnt bollox his tactics up too much I reckon we could take something tomorrow. Going 1-2 to the Toon.

Given our sit back and play for a draw bullshit I'm not surprised he hasn't either. I agree its crazy.. giving teams who are not doing very well all the possession is asking for trouble. But I still think every player needs a reminder once in a while. It probabaly wont happen anyways... I just think Perez and Mitrovic will cause Chelsea more trouble tomorrow.

Id drop him for the fact he hasnt looked like scoring away from home.. bring him on in the second half.

------------------Elliot------- Janmaat--Mbemba--Colo--Colback --------Shelvey------Tiote------ Sissoko----Perez----Townsend --------------Mitrovic--------------- As people are already aware Wijnaldum has not been so shiit hot away from home, so Id drop him as a little reminder. Perez to push up closer to Mitro in attack and drop back a little when we are on the defensive.

McClaren will no doubt treat Chelsea like they are the team of last season and give them all the possession on Saturday.. instead of getting stuck in and trying to give them a game. I will be surprised if he doesnt mess it up tactics wise at the weekend.

McClaren usually makes crucial subs in the 84th minute when its a bit to late

We're going to beat Everton and West brom, if I hadnt of just wasted my last few quid on a hooker, 6 cans of ace, anti bac wipes and some wrigleys Id be having a bet on it.

He really works for sports direct and is trying to gauge how fans will react to having their logo on the the front of our shirt

We're going to have to buck a seriously bad trend to stay up Last 15 games 2014/15 9 Points 2013/14 12 Points 2012/13 20 Points 2011/12 27 Points 2010/11 16 Points

Mbemba is top 10 in most things defensively in the Prem, made a few mistakes granted but no way will or should be moved to the left.

Was never to impressed with Elliot but done well since coming in for Krul and his distribution is much better than Kruls

There was no way McClaren was going to start 2 new players in midfield.. Id rather Tiote was kept until after this game but oh well.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith 2m2 minutes ago Steve McClaren asked if tonight was Cheick Tiote's last game for NUFC, he said: "not too sure." Sounds like it will be.

A nailed on 1-0 win for us

This is McClarens 4-4-2 tactic for most of our games and its the reason why we get most of the pressure on us during a game.. pure defensive in the hope we can counter attack. http://i65.tinypic.com/10mmtsl.jpg If our centre backs or midfield wins the ball back they can only get the ball to wingers or hoof it up top. If our wingers are tightly marked that just leaves the long ball and a giant hole in midfield, so as soon as we lose the ball it comes straight back at us. Iv even saw Colback and Anita taking 1 yard passes from behind our CBs at times in quite a few games, Im not sure who they think they're going to pass to when there is no one in the midfield. A central midfielder is a must if we're going to stay up, a one that knows when to push up and make things happen.

Jack Passback was getting a nosebleed when he went into the opposition half, he didnt seem to know what to do with himself.

Colback and Anita invisable so far

Well Iv just jinxed us.. stuck a fiver on us to win 3-2 Wijanldum to score first.

I think Giggs is one of the problems at Man Utd.. he's got eyes on the job himself.

When players go down like they've been crippled and expect the whole world to stop moving so they can get some magic water sprayed on them, then suddenly jump up and jog back on. If you're found to be diving there should be a crew of 2 or 3 people at the side of the pitch who come on to stamp on your knees. Would sort it right out, maybe even a bullet to the thigh.

Wonder what the odds are for us to get relegated at Villa, promoted with Armstrong leading the way and selling him for £40 million