Altamullan

:lol: It's like you put half of this post (and several others, it has to be said) through Google Translate just for a laugh. Eez zee pure Ingaleesh you gormless faced Middletonian.

love that!

Credit where it is due, RTG's thread: Mitros on Fire - But did'nt he supported Sunderland though?? is pure comedy gold. Terry Chippie character is awesome, up there with the best of Bhoy wonder (my personal favourite funny man here), though a different genre of comedy more Bobby Thompson meets Paul Calf. Even funnier that some posters appear to miss the point/react.

I do get the sense he is thick as mince though. Not 'on message'/party line, but nevertheless true. If this, however unkind, is accurate then I'd get shot sharpish: "Stupid is and stupid does..." as in he will be far less likely to improve than someone 'good at learning'.

Damn, I keep getting 17. Slow the fuck down Garth!

Be nice now... we've all done it. Ok, most of us were, where, wear, we're (they are we go! ) at primary school, but we've all done it.

Where does the Lascelles rumour originate?

Is there some reason that that picture has every players fingers extra long and boney ? New selection and retention policy, everyone needs to be able to play piano...

Looks awesome! That song was made for Mitro. Couple of locals look like they're scouring the home stand for Geordies!

Both are in form. I was going to say that doesn't go, but it could be the first line of the next verse I suppose. :lol:

Both.

Not sure about the like, it is looking like a pretty remarkable season for our Wearside cousins. Lots of records which could be broken. None of which you'd want to break mind, but let's not be unduly critical.

Right lads, who is sharing their winnings following my correct prediction???

All this traffic talk...We're evidently missing that radio stream.

Actually 34 is punishable. 31 won't get you into trouble. 34mph! Phew! Didn't say I had a Mitro-levels of radginess...

I love illegal stuff me like... 31mph til then the end!!!

There's no accounting for taste...

Away man! They won the FA cup ye knaa... remember man, 43 or so years ago. Oh, hang on, they were massive underdogs then as well. So probably not in the 'great club' bracket... Nope, apologies, it is a mystery to me as well.

More visible pink in the SOL than in a porn library.

Demoralising...

Makems not having as bad a second half: still only 2 shots 36% possession.

Arsenal need to score soon to ramp-up the entertainment factor (for the right minded amongst us) but seems six players in the box as a minimum.

I think O'Shea has basically chucked in the towel! I can't recall an atmosphere coming across as badly as that in a televised game (and God knows we've had some dodgy ones). Next goal soon could trigger first half walk out.

Atomsphere is desperate at the Palladium. Looks like it is disabling the players; rudimentary errors left right and centre. Commentator: "Atmosphere is very flat...almost as if these fans have resignated themselves to going down." In 10th game...

They used to sing Geordie boot boys tbf like Really? (...for them)