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Sounds promising for Young Arma: http://www.footballinsider247.com/benitez-young-newcastle-star-to-be-given-chance-to-shine-in-august/ Benitez apparently has seen enough in training to give him a run out in August. Still wonder if we have a potential striker lined up which relies on the Sissoko exit/money.

We given out the number 9 yet??

We adapted the Viera song for Solano (comes from Peru, he'll score a goal against you) sure we could re-hash again. I'm brewing something-up re Amarillo though (makes sense in my Monty Pythonesque mind...).

Beyond the pale; in the original and modern use of the term.

Yep the crumpy gunt can pass a baal (as in football not sun god). Knocked a couple of absolute beauties down the right wing on Saturday; sand wedge precision.

Man, I've heard about being obsessional about cutlery placement ("knives, forks, spoons... It MUST BE knives, forks, spoons!!") but denying the lass the pleasure of your attentions (ahem) because of this seems a little harsh, if you don't mind me saying.

Is that your Dad in the pic, Prefabtoon? Family snapshots are the new ITK pics!

Good luck all! Going to give a miss this year as I've lost interest in the premiership, can't think why... . Have a good one

Here's hoping it doesn't feature as much, and as inappropriately, as Cisse's

Apparently he's our 'surprising alternative to Armadillo'...

Good on ye, SB's Ma; top woman (assuming Newcastle hospital...)

Aston Ham. I respectfully put it to the honourable gentleman, that he is deeply mistaken. Down with the plebs Old Etonian 'Brexit Dave' is a self professed ardent West Villa supporter!

We're Villa obsessed, evidently. There. I said it.

Wonder if he wears Number 5 next season? now that, in less than two mins, is verging on comic genius!

Yep. Not my quote, bit dodgy that, Dave. And not that I need to explain but I like RTG, as it happens and was curious whether Moyes was linked with anyone. Saw Ciaran Clark thread and assumed they were in too. But oh no...

6 pages already on Ready to Go ... odd. Patter (glossing over the bias) quite similar really. Perhaps we should combine efforts: 'Ready To Be Online', could get sponsorship from One North East.... Comment #109 on a thread about Newcasstle chasing Ciaran Clark..is someone complaining about a NUFC supporting poster being obsessed with SAFC. Couldn't make it up.

Would imagine Hughton would be gutted to lose him at this late stage to a promotion rival/us.

Well said. Voice of reason. Now get your pre-Euros foxy strides back-on. We miss them.

West Midlands three similar one- liners in less than 2 minutes. We're on it tonight lads

"aWhoo" Woodman then dashes back to his goal line, as if there's a shot imminent. He must have taken it to heart that you're most vulnerable to conceding when you've just scored... always prepared that lad!

that really tickled me for some reason

Diame with: Hayden, Lascelles, Hanley, Clark, Gamez, Janmaat, Ritchie, Mitrovic... We're not getting pushed around in the Championship like.

My thoughts exactly.

Or maybe we've lost two centre backs and need to replace them? Fair point. Having replacements in the squad, sorry not quite got my head around that as yet.

Nemtizz, there's a nice new West Ham away kit which may interest you.