Altamullan

Bought and triple captained Arnautovic. Risky, but 15 points so far.

Surely good time for Mitro? Shop window/reminder though may not want to risk possible poor performance or injury.

Welcome, brother Pan.

One of those who'd get a nosebleed after the Watford Gap. Reckon Southampton would be a safe bet if he’s going anywhere. Unfortunately.

At the minute we’re forming a richesse (ahem!) of pantalaimons; no news by next week, and I’m voting for a murder of crows! Power to the pantalaimons!!!

Steady on ON! We’re on a mission here... making it happen via pantalaimon power.

Y chromosome...

You’re not fooling us for a moment with your cute red fur and soothing tones; vicious assassins, the pair of you!

FYP. Plus don’t forget a fine performance in the 4-0 demolition of (ahem) Bradford.

Let’s get the Ashley low-expectations aaaalllll the way out of our system. Think bigger. Jesus. Yes, Jesus; he’s not really injured. He just got the call that it is all on. He’ll be joining us before the end of the window. And yes, I mean of Nazareth not Gabriel.

I like the cut of this fellow’s jib!

As s*** as our squad is I think Rafa can keep us up largely down to team cohesion. I wouldn't want us selling anyone who has featured often this season. Do that in the summer. Great point. They do look like a real team and Ritchie seems an important part of that. Why take the risk?

Errrr, well... not exactly... but, well, no. No. It hasn’t

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/crooks1-e1386068332400.jpg Also, because he's come from Nottingham and pretty much the only decent band to come from there are London Grammar his song should be a rework of Strong: Yeah, he might seem so strong Yeah, he might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles I might seem so strong Yeah, I might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles Depeche Mode? Depeche Mode from Nottingham? Essex boys.

Plus young players, with the right attributes/potential, get better. Always nice to see.

Our rock?

I think you’re a cracking player mate. Keep yer chin up

When they’re on about us, Toontits would be even better. Leave our cloob alone!

A new year is a time for optimism. Cautious or otherwise. I’m clinging on to that until proved otherwise.

Ashley has just flown home. Reference below:

Can't Reveal Good one never thought of that f*** me - am I invisible? It’s the curse of Obfuscommunication Pons...

The only ‘news’ here is the starting of a company. If she ‘has only done this three times’ (as originally asserted)—Citeh purchase; her Foundation and now—then that is really exciting news. If ‘she regularly does this’ then no change really. Fuck it, I choose to believe the full-tilt version of the former. The good Ms Staveley is giving us some clues and some free rein, through her new Cantervale project, she’s about to canter into the vale, rename Nine Bar Central Ave, build a cantalever stand, but she can’t reveal just yet.

Can't avail = Can't Help Hidden message. It's off. Or is it 'Can't help myself, I must have this club!' It predicts one of those two outcomes.

Can't Reveal Ha!

Pantalaimon: fictional character which takes on many forms. It’s true form is a Pine Martin, nature’s most adorable assassin.