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Besiktas is definitely our best hope for Mitrovic. my thoughts exactly.

Well personally, I'm not prepared to take any chances with this. I'll give it a go, but I'm not all in. He-he

Cuter and more vicious than a magpie... pantAMANDAlaimon it is!

It’s good, but not quite right (you’re a bit too Southern-looking).

Bought and triple captained Arnautovic. Risky, but 15 points so far.

Surely good time for Mitro? Shop window/reminder though may not want to risk possible poor performance or injury.

Welcome, brother Pan.

One of those who'd get a nosebleed after the Watford Gap. Reckon Southampton would be a safe bet if he’s going anywhere. Unfortunately.

At the minute we’re forming a richesse (ahem!) of pantalaimons; no news by next week, and I’m voting for a murder of crows! Power to the pantalaimons!!!

Steady on ON! We’re on a mission here... making it happen via pantalaimon power.

Y chromosome...

You’re not fooling us for a moment with your cute red fur and soothing tones; vicious assassins, the pair of you!

FYP. Plus don’t forget a fine performance in the 4-0 demolition of (ahem) Bradford.

Let’s get the Ashley low-expectations aaaalllll the way out of our system. Think bigger. Jesus. Yes, Jesus; he’s not really injured. He just got the call that it is all on. He’ll be joining us before the end of the window. And yes, I mean of Nazareth not Gabriel.

I like the cut of this fellow’s jib!

As s*** as our squad is I think Rafa can keep us up largely down to team cohesion. I wouldn't want us selling anyone who has featured often this season. Do that in the summer. Great point. They do look like a real team and Ritchie seems an important part of that. Why take the risk?

Errrr, well... not exactly... but, well, no. No. It hasn’t

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/crooks1-e1386068332400.jpg Also, because he's come from Nottingham and pretty much the only decent band to come from there are London Grammar his song should be a rework of Strong: Yeah, he might seem so strong Yeah, he might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles I might seem so strong Yeah, I might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles Depeche Mode? Depeche Mode from Nottingham? Essex boys.

Plus young players, with the right attributes/potential, get better. Always nice to see.

Our rock?

I think you’re a cracking player mate. Keep yer chin up

When they’re on about us, Toontits would be even better. Leave our cloob alone!

A new year is a time for optimism. Cautious or otherwise. I’m clinging on to that until proved otherwise.

Ashley has just flown home. Reference below:

Can't Reveal Good one never thought of that f*** me - am I invisible? It’s the curse of Obfuscommunication Pons...