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I think Mitro would be good against their Centre backs. Also don’t think he’ll start!

Henry and Pardew pundits in Leicester vs Eveton, discussing Puel playing Mahrez as a 10 (instead of wide). Henry: “ Wherever Puel has been he has had a special bond with one special player... for example Hatem Ben Arfa, which not everyone has had.”

They’ll always return, at some point. Someone will buy them at their lowest and do very little with it, enough to get them back up the leagues to at least the championship as their crowds will still be a huge advantage in the lower leagues as further down they go the bigger advantage it will be. However those crowds will keep dropping. Their hardcore support exposed for what it is, around 20k, that is their true size. It’ll be fun to see when they do return after crowds of near 10k in league 2 them all crowing how they never stopped going and always supported the lads, all 40k of them staking their claim that they never left their side, never left early, always wore the badge with pride. f***ing plastic bag c***s. Fyp

Go to 6th, above Liverpool, if we win... surely not. Daft I know, but seems too good to come true. (My expectations are evidently more battered down by recent years than I realised!)

Down's still displaying signs and symptoms of his distressing condition (distressing to everyone else that is).

Aguero as captain, no striker on the bench. Salah vice capt. Boo!

Hazard seems like a self-centred callous little cunt. Perfect pairing.

This has become a thing it seems. Personally think our five defeats and seven draws at home (not to forget the 14 defeats and three draws away) relegated us.

Looks less than 40% full on the basis of that picture. So guessing less than 19,500 actual attendance.

Personally, 6, 10, & 15 are the only ones I like and to be honest all could be with a little more tweaking.

23 points with only Groß and Elliot left to play (left de Gea on the bench...).

So SAFC have not won and only scored 10 goals in 19 games at The Palladium in 2017. Whilst conceding 35... Uber shit.

Won in a vote didn't it? I was sitting in the Colin Bell stand on Tuesday, amongst a few bellends... if that counts

It’s only fucking happening man! Christ, we’re on course for a first season top ten finish, Ashley offski, Sunderland two successive relegations, and Palace also looking likely to join the Champo chumps. It could be a phenomenal season.

Watching him play and reading an article in local paper (when signed for Man City) about how although he had/can play a more holding role but wants to challenge Silva (now baldy, then mop-top) for advanced role.

Apols haven’t read it anywhere but for the record I want Gudogan as our advanced midfielder/no10. Think it would suit his game (he’s awesome running into the box and distributing the ball) and he must be fucked off trying to work his way back into City’s phenomenal midfield.

Jesus looked off form vs Wolves. Tbf probs as seemed to be playing out on the left, mainly.

Ditto. Never dreamed it would become such a tough decision!

Manchester United 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur Arsenal 4-0 Swansea City Crystal Palace 2-0 West Ham United Liverpool 3-0 Huddersfield Town Watford 2-0 Stoke City West Bromwich Albion 0-2 Manchester City Bournemouth 0-1 Chelsea Brighton & Hove Albion 0-0 Southampton Leicester City 2-1 Everton Burnley 1-1 Newcastle United

Massive investment chasing top four status or mid-table with morals. All good by me.

Scott Sellars. Helder

Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Arsehole (Pardew, not Paully). Ballon d’merde

Makes me want to help him out. Hope he makes it and meets some nice people.

Alan Pardew - good guy. Brings the lad in to upset him that he doesn't know the real world. Weird. Yep, was wondering whether the sub-plot was: ‘He then tripled my wages.’ (All is forgiven, King).